Shame, cause Im sure no Human would ever wish to even come near you, be it for your godawfull looks, or for your stench of Booze and other substances... Shame you ruled out all those other possibilities, would quite like to see wich abominations of equal uglyness you could concoct with a Hylotl.
You are the one under a Orbital Canon, aimed at you and your citizens all day, I sugest you learn to take a joke. *sips*
Never heard of people sipping soda. They usually just gulp it. Then again it's often hot around here...
And you should be already charred earth, with a hint of hangover and whiskey. And coffee bombs. Mercy does ya a lot, dont push it, cause I know ya wont have it for me.
Think of it like Majestic Tiger, playing with a mouse before it inevitably stops amusing him. Then that mouse gets Orbital Striked, after the Lion colects rent, of course. SPEAKING OF WICH, I WANT SOME WHISKEY,MBOY! WONT BE HAVING DRUNKS ON NEW YEARS EVE, AND IF YOU FUCKING THROW BOTTLES ON THE GROUND, I SWEAR I ILL PERSONALY RIP YA A NEW ONE! Just saying.
Last time some fools went into my planet, they left a disgusting Tent and plenty of booze laying around, thing so foul, I gave it a Holy Blessing by orbital fire.Minor stuff, but, it caused a bit of a leak, in the magmatic layer, and, well... The planets atmosphere entered into combustion... While a nice little purge would do you wonders, id rather not destroy my plannet...yet. And pay up, would ya? And I swear, ill poison every single bottle of yours if I find even a litle bit of trash outside of your area!
Feed, Protect, hate all alien life, extreminate all ALIEN LIFE, BE A DRUNKEN MESS, A BAD HOST, DOESENT PAY HIS DAMM RENT, AND HE HAS THE NERVE TO F*CKING TELL ME, ME! TO CALM DOWN? *SLAMS CONSOLE* *Orbital Strike, Ready for Deployment* Apologize, meatbag.Now.
*Personally brings him two bottles, a can of soda and 2 packs of bonbons* There you go. Now calm yourself.
*Raises eyebrow* Nice one, Romeo, lets see if you dont go around kiling yourself over a dame eh? *Checks the cabinet, picks out a verry potent, old, Cyanider botlle* Here, this thing is so potent, you drink this bottle in the end of the year, you wake up in July. Happy end of the year humie.
