Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    I didn't, I called you an unholy amalgamation.

    The NP is delusional.
     
  2. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I may be delusional, but at least I know the truth about the moon landing!

    NP broke the sound barrier and isn't helping put it back together.
     
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  3. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Why put it back if it'll just break again?

    NP started a witch hunt
     
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  4. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Woah hey we're not talking about my life here okay.
    Actually, it's a sorcerer stalk, so you're good to go.

    NP won't stop creating unnecessary plot twists.
     
  5. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Actually, it was my evil twin Hernandez!
    Bum Bum Bum!

    NP is licking my toes.
     
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  6. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    No I'm not, I'm eating them.

    The NP painted himself gold.
     
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  7. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Gold is the most glorious substance in the entire Imperium of Man and the glorious God Emperor would be proud!

    NP hums quietly while eating.
     
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  8. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    The vibration helps the food digest better

    NP is not the next poster
     
  9. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    But what is posting really?

    NP is one letter away from a band.
     
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  10. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Did you mean bad? Because I'm not bad. I'm awful.

    NP shot the sheriff.
     
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  11. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Hey, at least I didn't shoot the deputy.

    The np won't play the new forum game.
     
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  12. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I don't even know what the new forum game is!

    NP wont tell me what the new forum game is
     
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  13. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, it's the one that has no replies, 3 games down.

    The np hates arguing about deep questions
     
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  14. Dipdoo

    Dipdoo Existential Complex

    I like discussing deep questions, arguing starts going in circles eventually.

    The NP sounds like they sneeze whenever they cough, it's really confusing.
     
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  15. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Blessing someone" is so last century, this is the new thing, grandpa

    NP is a SQUARE
     
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  16. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Only because I'm not aRound.

    NP killed my groove.
     
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  17. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Listen to better music then

    NP listens to crap music
     
  18. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Just cuz you can't handle the glory that is Rick Astley!

    NP practices magic with no control.
     
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  19. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Controlled magic is for crummy wizards!

    NP is a shitty wizard
     
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  20. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    No, I'm an ice dragon.

    NP died 666 times.
     
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