Really? I just ninja'd it in there didn't I? I accuse NP of installing faulty fire fighting equipment on the tank!
Im a fire fighter! What'd you expect me to do? Install something to fight the fire? Pshh... Real firefighters use gasoline! I accuse the NP of replacing the gasoline pump with faulty fire fighting equipment!
Didn't you watch a nature show? Everyone knows the sardines are a hive mind. I blame the NP of causing a brain drain in our society!
It was true, about that Pokemon Go kid paying no attention at all. I accuse the NP for being a furry!
I... uh... I plead the fifth! I have reason to believe Mr(s). Next Poster does not like feathered dinosaurs! I have a Kulindadromeus here who was nearly killed by this person! It's a miracle she survived, but who knows? They could attack more fluffy dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus and even me, Velociraptor! Oh the horror!
Um, excuse me???? I am the biggest fan of fluffy animals in the forever! I would never attack a floofy dinosaur! I accuse the next poster of eating the custard in the fridge!
What? What else was I supposed to have with my fish sticks? The next poster shall be cuddled to death by adorable little fluffy dinosaurs!
I don't need to be written by H.P. Lovecraft to be scary ): I accuse the next poster of being @Jareix Cryvix !
No, in fact YOU'RE the unfluffy one! If that's a dinosaur in your avatar idk it has ears so probably not I ACCUSE THE NP OF BEING ABLE TO WRITE A POST
Because overrated is totally avali'd argument... (It isn't.) The next poster will be forced to do math that they haven't done in years and doesn't remember how to do.
I am a literal poster because everybody is a literal poster. I accuse the NP for giving Donald Trump his small loan of a million dollars.
