Defend Yourself!

I just love clowning around, grenades filled with space cleaner always cause some fun.

The next poster had a brother in Khe Sahn.

 

So what, you a damn commie?

The next poster is a communist.

 

One man with gun, another with ammo. U-r-r-r-r-r-r-AAA!

The next poster doesn't have a scary warcry.

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

...you were sayin'?

The next poster wrecked my sandcastle.

 

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Next poster hid my socks.

 

Socks? What socks?

The next poster stole my games.

 

I am redistributing the means of entertainment. Viva la revolucion!

The next poster makes me read every sentence on this forum in a posh British accent.

 

Come on m8, you know you like it! Bloke prattles on about his ole damn gaffer and you want'em to sound like a hooligan?

The next poster went to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

 

I needed them for some old-fashioned German engineering.

The next poster lost a rap battle.

 

I don't like rap.

The next poster doesn't use discord for logical reasons.

 

Nah, I don't use it for no reason in particular.

The next poster never completed his Jedi training.

 

Mandalorians don't need no fancy force.

The next poster fights dishonorably.

 

You're just being a sore loser.

The next poster doesn't know how to lose gracefully.

 

I never lost, so I never had the chance to find out.

The next poster stole my chocolate Santa.

 

It was milk chocolate, I only eat dark chocolate.

The np is secretly Loki.

 

No-ho-ho I'm not... I'm just your average god, doing average god things, like building ships!

The next poster has stolen all of the rum.

 

It wasn't stolen, it was pilfered.

The next poster sunk my pirate ship.

 

I didn't sink it, I docked it.

At the bottom of the ocean.

I accuse next poster of stealing the letter P!

 

I gotta finance my Pocky-addiction somehow.

The next poster playes Ieva's Polka at every family gathering.

 

It's at least partially fitting. It works best at weddings.

The next poster used up an entire gallon of mouthwash in one day. How?