The starts are an expanding every strange and scary place. And there I lay in wait wanting for company but also in need of minions. One can not create with out breaking a few eggs, but that's recipe for an omelet. Which would taste great with only a dash of daring and the spice of life. But that will raise the dead and bring back the lost hopes from the thousand splinters of sad misfortune, the broken arrows where cupid pierced my heart with a machine gun. Hello. Beware said Star Command, there is a wave of asteroid and death mongers seeking to invade the Q-Dimension of pain and a thousand green pickles You won't like the flavor unless you can beam up a chef from Voltar 5. I did warn you that knowing if half the battle and the other half is underwater golfing? Remember to strap on your laser waders. The robot piranha are nipping and it's going to be cold out there unless you keep your skin on them bones. I'm Joe Nice to meet you.
hi joe ill take one omelet made out of universe eggs please Anyhoo, let me be the first to welcome you to the forums. Be sure to pack extra lantern oil, cause you'll need it for how dark some of the threads on the forum can get. I wish you luck on your future forum-goings! May you find something here that interests you.
In truth I've been here for a while, but I noticed I didn't do one of these threads. So I want weird all out. Thank you though.
As the aubergines weep gently at the rising of the crescent evening, I welcome you, Mostlyjoe. Although I wonder, if you're only 'mostly' joe, what is the rest of you?
I... what... this has to be one of the most interesting intros I've ever seen, kudos, that was friggin awesome.
I will destroy you and dance on your grave... wait... wrong prerecord message tape... Welcome to the forums and stuff, things, thingstuff, and lastly stuffthings. Enjoy your stay, but not too much, that would be weird.
