Creepiest quotes you've found?

Generally the Glitches' comments on Apex characters... They keep talking about how they'd love to shear my fur and sell it for a fortune. After hearing the same type of quotes 6 times in a row, from different Glitch Villagers in the same village, I felt the urge to leave before I lose my hair and possibly my life in the process.

Glitches, man... Even though my main character is one, they creep me out when I have my Apex character in their settlements.

 

Yes, I already knew that Avians and Humans have fetishes for eachother. No, I did not know that they took it this seriously.

 

that IS what she asked you to do

 

Look at this
http://starbounder.org/Human_Sarcophagus_(Alive)

Now that's creepy

 

And that is why the update that added it is called "Perturbed Koala".

 

What's even better is when you think "Can I free them?" and end up shattering the entire prism, the person included.

 

This isn't really creepy. But once I started thinking. I started to get worried. Went into some controversial shit, wondering if the novakids have something to do with the stuff that is happening or other things....either that, or they just didn't care to write down their involvement.

Any ideas on what it means? I only just started going into the nightly's quest so I'm uncovering things as I go.

 

One time, when I shattered this prism, I heard something like... Scream... o.o

 

Your wish is granted
!

 

i dont see it as well

 

Popular Mechanics?

 

All we need now is an armor what makes us "look" like humans/avians to complete this fantasy.

 

Avian/Human anatomy clothes?

 

Playing as a female avian, in glitch castle. One of the glitch ask if they can buy one of my eggs. WAT.

 

I believe that I have found a quote that is creepier than all others.

 

How is hopscotch creepy?

 

Deadbeats enjoy killing people and have an obsession with placing mines EVERYWHERE. He wants you to be enjoying yourself, having a good time, when all of a sudden an explosion takes your legs. You scream in horror for the agony to stop, but you scream in vain. The man simply stands there, watching you die slowly. All the while with a grin on his face.

 

its a lone person. in a house made entirely of scrap metal. on a planet where most things die of heat exhaustion. its creepy given the context.

 

Not that Creepy Per-say, But One of my tennents, Coztle (Avian) Says, "Give me a second, I'm playing mental chess." not sure If I should be worried...
Also, his status messages are always things like "Feels like no one understands them" and, "Wants to break free"... He scares me.

Update: Got a Glitch guard who says (to my Avian character) "Bashful, you have beautiful plumage.
May I have a feather?"

 

Damn, I thought it was saying "Petscop" for a second. Jeez...