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Creepiest quotes you've found?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by iblob, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. The-Seven-Worlds

    The-Seven-Worlds Zero Gravity Genie

    Avian: "Don't stare at the heart, floran. ^-^"

    Floran: ":megusta: Which heart issss Avian talking about?"

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  2. FritePoire

    FritePoire Void-Bound Voyager


    Apparently, the chicken is a monster. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  3. Grimmturd

    Grimmturd Cosmic Narwhal

    @FritePoire If anyone else had posted this, I'd have just moved on. But that avatar...:eek:
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2014
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  4. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    I've gotten that with a dog :lolwut:
  5. Octopaige

    Octopaige Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Last edited: Feb 24, 2014
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  6. The-Seven-Worlds

    The-Seven-Worlds Zero Gravity Genie

    Your character IS scary FritePoire. Even your name shakes my bones like a thousands of ants giving a centipede hand shakes. We've got the creepy winner guys.

    You get that with any creature that is not an npc btw. xD
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  7. Your Buddy Bill

    Your Buddy Bill Existential Complex

    Where'd you find a dog?
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  8. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    Look up coordinates, you usually find them with a dog house that you can heal in like a bed. Right now you just capture them like normal, they won't fight, and they can be summoned in your ship.
  9. Viktor_Raion

    Viktor_Raion Star Wrangler

    I once had to stay one night in a pleasant avian village. Ok, so i was looting everything i could, and i found some scripts concerning an avian sort of atheism resistance shit.. wasn't really paying attention 'cause some old avian came in and yelled at me "DEFY ALL GODS!!!"
    I think that's cool actually
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  10. Fiscor

    Fiscor Starship Captain

    For me I think the funniest quote ive had was when I was looting an underground uscm base and saw a poster with an apex saying "There is no need to be upset". When my floran inspected it he sayed ''Big fat monkey man says words. Floran punch in face."
  11. Lizzardtong

    Lizzardtong Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I dunno why, but no matter who my Human Talks to, i feel like the Entire Female Population is after my Character...in most cases it's a floran or Hylotl...
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  12. Grimmturd

    Grimmturd Cosmic Narwhal

    Floran females are like russian females. Aggressive, Hot and Bothered.
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  13. rexo12

    rexo12 Void-Bound Voyager

    "Maybe we should go fishing together?"

    That was an Avian. Talking to me... a Hylotl. I was like. Yeah sur.....e WAIT. WTF MAN?
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  14. pop-yotheweird

    pop-yotheweird Ketchup Robot

    I've had Floran guards tell me something along the lines of, "If you mess up, Floran eat... Floran? Floran confused."
    kinda freaked me out since Florans are supposed to be cannibals but the guards second guess themselves.
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  15. TheEveryman

    TheEveryman Big Damn Hero

    I had an entire thread about "Carrot makesss Floran uncomfortable."
  16. Snowfalcon

    Snowfalcon Big Damn Hero

    "Updates from here on out should be much faster!" Tiy ;)
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  17. Viktor_Raion

    Viktor_Raion Star Wrangler


    i can't yet decide whether creepy weird or sexy inviting :p
  18. Grimmturd

    Grimmturd Cosmic Narwhal

    It's a cherry 2000! What a find!
  19. ___MeRliN___

    ___MeRliN___ Guest

    Avians still creep the hell out of me with their random "Do you want to marry me" like quotes... oh well would have an advantage to have an avian wife... scrambled eggs for breakfast, every morning...

    Hot Hot Hot they are I mean, they are sorta interesting (the Floran females, not the russian females)
  20. Viktor_Raion

    Viktor_Raion Star Wrangler

    what the hell :O i need one of those, definitely gonna get one when they are available for purchase :3 :rofl:
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