the totem pole stopped exploding for a while ... then the first head drops out of the pole. promptly exploded a moment later
Anthony explodes and, along with it, the Matrix that was his life. Shocking twist. Nothing ever happened. Anthony was in the Matrix the whole time. OR WAS HE?? WAS HE IN A MATRIX INSIDE A MATRIX???? DUN DUN DUNN
I AM THE ALIENS GUY, YOU KNOW, FROM ALL THOSE MEMES? ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS. I WAS ALSO ON TV! ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS
YES I EVEN HAVE A LASER TURRET IMPLANTED IN MY NECK FROM THE SEVENTEEN TIMES I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
Immediately following this recent development, a glowing blue Doge comes toward Anthony "I will give you the answers to life young one," says the Doge "come with me and you will see."