Crazy Unrealistic Theory - Not To Be Taken Seriously

You know, on the topic of all the Mayan calendar crap. tell me, do you freak out on December 31st of every single year?
because that is when the modern day calender 'ends', the Mayans were the same way, except their individual calender was much longer, it would simply be a new calender, kind of like ours.

tl;dr lulz 2012 conspiracies.

 

Whelp, looks like I don't even get to celebrate Christmas before the end of the apocalypse

 

I feel very insulted that you guys chose to ignore the 5 messages telling you it was a joke.
I am dissapointed with myself. I shall now go slap dogs with rainbow fish. (I'm being totally serious, no unseriousness intended at all, like, I am really going to go do this.)

 

Also, why did you respond to his joke? Do you honestly believe he believes in mayan calender? Or maybe you just want more posts...
Seriously man, don't down on people's jokes. They are called jokes for a reason. Because they aren't ment to be taken seriously.

Also, if you're going to say "tl;dr," leave this forum now. Because tl;dr is the one word that makes me want to be serious... And hurt something.

 

I believe that by "tl;dr", he means a shorter version of the posts

 

I understand it is a joke, but jokes like this belong in the chat...

 

This is the most impressive and well thought out conspiracy theory I have ever read.

 

Because it fits pretty well

 

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

 

You must understand that I would be considered a spammer if I tried typing twenty lines in a row on the IRC... Also it would get floaded by comments.
No, this type of joke would not work in chat.

But anyways, I have finished building the anti-penguin igloo base. Be assured that humanity is safe.

 

Well glad we could clear it up...sorta...

 

Always happy to clear things up

 

Im going to leave before I gett flaggeed as Spammer and Off topic

 

I'm not sure if you're joking about not thinking that I thought I was joking about you not joking, because I was joking too. Why do you think I used an image macro?

 

So from left to right... Tiy, Kyren, Rho, Omni? There had to be like 3 more penguins to fit the entire team. 4 including contributors D:

 

Well, if it's all fake.... at least the concept of the game has inspired many artists and game creators.
So that can't be all bad, right?....
Hyeck NAW! I WANT STARBOUND!!!

 

>Joke thread.
>Gets serious.

Yeah, man I was commenting on the general concept not a particular person's thoughts, if I had been I would have quoted a particular person.
Try to not find offense in everything somebody says and suddenly, there won't be any.

 

I dunno, it just seemed like you were attacking me for trying joking around. But yeah, it's fine if you don't like the concept.

 

...
IT CAN'T BE TRUE...

 

I find it strange that 8 people said Starbound isn't special.
That means every 1/5 of the people who voted are NEWBS.