Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, but instead of firing bullets it sprays ink towards your face.

I wish I had every game that has ever been made or will be made on my steam library, with no bad ports and all of the DLC.

 

Granted: but you lose your computer and the ability to remember passwords.

It's 2016, I wish for my floating sky city! (To take pictures of from a safe distance., I'm not living on or near something that dangerous!)

 

Granted, but it falls on you.
I wish for gasoline

 

Granted, but it's permanently frozen.

I wish for a moo

 

But no one comes

 

Granted, a moo sound is made at a deafening volume

I wish for undertale sequel or DLC

 

Granted, however for that to happen, the IP was bought by Electronic Arts.

I wish for an Up Goer Five.

 

Granted, but the part that needs to point to the ground is pointed to space, you are not going to space today.

I wish for a book.

 

Granted, but the book is a necronomicon and you're going to hell because of it.

I wish life would give me lemons.

 

Granted, they're lemon grenades and blow you up.

I wish this statement was false and true all at once. (Been a while, eh?)

 

granted,but no one really cares about that anymore,as for its a old meme now
I wish OC credited me for being the first person to post a corrupt-a-wish thread

 

Granted, but rather then credit you they give credit to "me"

I wish everyone would acknowledge my ownership of whatever I want. (I also claim ownership of the nearest alien battleships, the galaxy, and the nearest fastest ship to get off this rock.)

 

granted.youre arrested for pirateing
I wish I was JOHN CENA

 

Wish granted, you're now John Cena. But nobody can see you. Now the question is, can you cope with that?

I wish to halve the infinity. yeeeh not stopping with these

 

granted,but I cant understand you
I wish I had biometal A AND COULD USE BIOMETAL A AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT WITHOUT CONSUQUENCE!!!!

 

Wish granted: You have a single Biometal, but to use it you need two.

I wish for freedom!!!

 

granted,but you suck in your free life because of your incapeability to read or understand the megaman ZX storyline(you CAN use biometal A without any other biometals)

I wish people knew the megaman ZX timeline

 

(I was currupting the wish as the thread name suggests.)
Granted, everyone only knows the Megaman ZX timeline. No other knowledge is known.
(Also I was reading it as badly typed... 'can use it a as much' is what I was reading from there... Still, the idea still stands.)

I wish the wish granting gods would understand the goal of the wish rather then care about the words of the wish.

 

granted,but that is quickly put out of context by the following

I wish people know the item I wished for is called BIOMETAL A!!!!

 

Granted, but no one cares

I wish for the next guys wish to be a good one