Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted. But it has miniguns and uses bullets for hugs. And it's a hugger

    I wish i was on fire
     
  2. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you're soon put out by being drenched in toilet water.

    I wish for someone to grant the next guys wish
     
  3. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but it is to kill you
    I wish. Omnicron 455 would die
     
  4. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, But i'm still alive because you spelt the name wrong.

    I wish zeskorion's scarf was shiny and glamourous.
     
  5. Faeryheart

    Faeryheart Weight of the Sky

    Granted, it's so shiny and glamourous that he hates it and discards the scarf

    I wish for a new black witch hat
     
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  6. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but to make it BLACK black, it's a black hole witch hat.

    I wish for $60 to buy fallout 4 with. (Or anything else with really, I could figure something out I'm sure.)
     
  7. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but it is a loan with 30 bucks/day interest
     
  8. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    I see a lack of a wish. Let me make one for you.

    I wish for the perfect D&D game.
     
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  9. tr3p

    tr3p Void-Bound Voyager

    Granted, but the game is so perfect you cry blood.

    I wish to be a piece of toast.
     
  10. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The fluffy cat

    Granted, you became an inanimate piece of toast, but then you got eaten by a dog

    I wish I had some proper wizardry equipment!
     
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  11. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but you don't have any mana to use them.

    I wish for a sandwich
     
  12. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    You get a robe and hat. But it still has wards from the orginal owner and you die.

    I wish for a new hat
     
  13. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    You are now a hat.
    You are now a sandwich.


    I wish for a Familiar like a wizards.
     
  14. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted. You look familiar ... Like a wizard i saw once
    I wish for an umbrella
     
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  15. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, you get a laser umbrella.

    I wish for a spell book to teach me how to be a mage.
     
  16. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    Because of the book you are now a-maged at my puns.

    I wish all stupid people would know how stupid they are and feel ashamed.
     
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  17. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, everybody in the world understands how infinitesimally uneducated they are about the whole universe and all it's contents that they commit mass suicide.

    I wish The moon was made of cookie
     
  18. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but it gets eaten by moon lord

    I wish to fly
     
  19. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but due to some error you're flying on the wing of the airplane rather then inside anywhere.

    I wish that they'd release all of RWBY already!
     
  20. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but it is all in japanese and translations are illegal.
    I wish for a gun
     

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