Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted. But it has miniguns and uses bullets for hugs. And it's a hugger

I wish i was on fire

 

Granted, you're soon put out by being drenched in toilet water.

I wish for someone to grant the next guys wish

 

Granted, but it is to kill you
I wish. Omnicron 455 would die

 

Granted, But i'm still alive because you spelt the name wrong.

I wish zeskorion's scarf was shiny and glamourous.

 

Granted, it's so shiny and glamourous that he hates it and discards the scarf

I wish for a new black witch hat

 

Granted, but to make it BLACK black, it's a black hole witch hat.

I wish for $60 to buy fallout 4 with. (Or anything else with really, I could figure something out I'm sure.)

 

Granted, but it is a loan with 30 bucks/day interest

 

I see a lack of a wish. Let me make one for you.

I wish for the perfect D&D game.

 

Granted, but the game is so perfect you cry blood.

I wish to be a piece of toast.

 

Granted, you became an inanimate piece of toast, but then you got eaten by a dog

I wish I had some proper wizardry equipment!

 

Granted, but you don't have any mana to use them.

I wish for a sandwich

 

You get a robe and hat. But it still has wards from the orginal owner and you die.

I wish for a new hat

 

You are now a hat.

You are now a sandwich.


I wish for a Familiar like a wizards.

 

Granted. You look familiar ... Like a wizard i saw once
I wish for an umbrella

 

Granted, you get a laser umbrella.

I wish for a spell book to teach me how to be a mage.

 

Because of the book you are now a-maged at my puns.

I wish all stupid people would know how stupid they are and feel ashamed.

 

Granted, everybody in the world understands how infinitesimally uneducated they are about the whole universe and all it's contents that they commit mass suicide.

I wish The moon was made of cookie

 

Granted, but it gets eaten by moon lord

I wish to fly

 

Granted, but due to some error you're flying on the wing of the airplane rather then inside anywhere.

I wish that they'd release all of RWBY already!

 

Granted, but it is all in japanese and translations are illegal.
I wish for a gun