Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.The earth is now in ruin.You have no internet access,no life,and have to do quests for pixels,and can barely buy food.
    i wish for the ability to eat people.Alive. Cuz i am not nice.
     
  2. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Granted, but the popo come for you.



    I wish I could meet Asriel so I can hug him.
     
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  3. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    You meet Asriel and hug him, but sadly he's [UNDERTALE SPOILERS] and you get ripped apart since you weren't determined enough.

    I wish that I could expect THE SPANISH INQUISITION
     
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  4. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted. But they still do something unexpected.
    I want my fancharacter to be the best fancharacter to ever,uh,fan-character.
     
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  5. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but your fan character is the only fan character, and everybody's fan character is the same as yours.

    I wish for a marshmallow bean bag
     
  6. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but it swallows you up into an eternal void.

    I wish half life 3 to come out plsssssssss.
     
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  7. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but every number has been replaced with 3. The year is now 333, the time is 3:33, data can not be stored in 1's and 0's any more, only in 3's and 3's.

    I wish for exactly one less wish in the world.
     
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  8. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, that wish, is your wish.

    I wish for a tricked out van.
     
  9. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, a van arrives, a magician makes it disappear as part of his magic trick

    I wish for another letter on my keyboard
     
  10. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Granted, your keyboard has magically another letter now. That letter is С. Looks exactly like C, but it's a Cyrillic "Es".

    I wish that the next person replying would be unable to make a wish. more tricks can you beat me now
     
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  11. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but they're able to make the wish still if they do it in another language.
    (Google don't fail me now. Also, any interesting wishes Google?)
    Napenda Kuwa nilikuwa futi bata.
     
  12. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    granted, but the rest of you has duck bones, which are hollow and easily breakable

    I wish my "Post Reply" button was blue
     
  13. Faeryheart

    Faeryheart Weight of the Sky

    Granted, the rest of the forum is blue too

    I want a fish!
     
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  14. Diamond Dog

    Diamond Dog Guest

    Granted, but I steal it.

    I wish I was a dragon.
     
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  15. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The fluffy cat

    Granted, but now you're being hunted by humans because you're a dragon

    I wish I had something tasty to eat!
     
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  16. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    You get a ferret.

    I wish for this shield.
     
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  17. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, you're now the proud owner of that monstrosity. However, you accidentally stab yourself with one of the various pointy bits and light your arm on fire with the lantern.

    I wish for more people to join in on one the various RPs I'm part of.
     
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  18. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Wish granted, more people join the RPs. Hundreds if not thousand of people suddenly join them and the threads fall into chaos and anarchy.

    I wish for a nice-looking cape.
     
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  19. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but everyone else is dressed in their ideal fashion too.

    I wish for a starbound update
     
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  20. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The fluffy cat

    Granted, but it's not a very good update.

    I wish I had a pet robot
     

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