Wish NOT GRANTED! I said in the rules that wishes must be corruptible I wish that people would make more forum games to play, and they're worth taking part in.
granted, you are good at drawing but you are forever haunted by the idea that you could be better and that you're not very good despite what other people try to tell you and you are never able to acknowledge your own talent. i wish i could download media by thinking about wanting it
Granted, but the only media you can think about wanting are blurry teletubbies videos with missing scenes i wish that broccoli tasted better
Granted, broccoli tastes completely different, it's great! But for some reason it tastes the same to you, you are thoroughly unhappy about this. I wish I could keep up with the forums
Granted, however the forums become an evil and nasty place and you want no part in them. I wish I had more dreams like I used to.
An impossible wish to grant since you are already a matter manipulator, you are a being that can move matter from point A to point B by using your body, manipulating it to your will given enough time. Wait, you want a new one, I see... Granted, your old body has been replaced with a matter manipulator, no ability to talk or anything, just a normal matter manipulator. I wish for a bowl of Ice Cream.
Granted, you get a bowl of grass clipping and peppercorn ice cream. I wish for the ability to see the various possible futures and how to achieve whichever one I want.
Granted, but you can only see two other futures: The future where you turn into a fish and the future where you're eaten by bugs. And all you know is how to achieve these futures, which is an ever expanding list. I wish I could get every game for free.
Granted, but everything you touch withers away, making it impossible to play any of the games. I wish I was a walrus.
Wish granted, you're a walrus now. In the middle of a desert. haven't tried any tricks or paradoxes in the v2 yet? 'kay time to break the game again I wish that this wish would not be fulfilled.
Granted, everybody forgets how to talk and a 2. stone age begins I wish for a big and tasty christmas dinner!
Granted, I now have a big tasty Christmas dinner. You're not invited. I wish for free, two way transport for everyone to and from the world of Pokemon.
Granted, but all the wild Pokemon somehow got hold of it and used it to transport themselves to earth, killing everybody. I wish for something
Wish granted. You wish for something; you get everything and that's obviously too much to handle, so you simply implode. I wish you a merry Christmas. ho ho ho
Wish fulfilled, but then the Grunch (non-copyright version of another familiar character) came along and stole the holiday. I wish for a potato knish.
Granted, but the potatoes were poisoned and the plate given to you was made of radioactive uranium. I wish for starbound to become real
