Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Wish NOT GRANTED! [​IMG] I said in the rules that wishes must be corruptible [​IMG]

    I wish that people would make more forum games to play, and they're worth taking part in.
     
  2. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, however they all end after only one page.

    I wish that I was good at drawing
     
  3. rhomboid

    rhomboid 0118 999 881 99 9119 725... 3

    granted, you are good at drawing but you are forever haunted by the idea that you could be better and that you're not very good despite what other people try to tell you and you are never able to acknowledge your own talent.

    i wish i could download media by thinking about wanting it
     
  4. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but the only media you can think about wanting are blurry teletubbies videos with missing scenes

    i wish that broccoli tasted better
     
  5. Granted, broccoli tastes completely different, it's great! But for some reason it tastes the same to you, you are thoroughly unhappy about this.

    I wish I could keep up with the forums
     
  6. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, however the forums become an evil and nasty place and you want no part in them.

    I wish I had more dreams like I used to.
     
  7. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but you get dreams that everyone you know is stalingrad

    I wish for a matter manipulator
     
  8. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    An impossible wish to grant since you are already a matter manipulator, you are a being that can move matter from point A to point B by using your body, manipulating it to your will given enough time.
    Wait, you want a new one, I see... Granted, your old body has been replaced with a matter manipulator, no ability to talk or anything, just a normal matter manipulator.

    I wish for a bowl of Ice Cream.
     
  9. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you get a bowl of grass clipping and peppercorn ice cream.

    I wish for the ability to see the various possible futures and how to achieve whichever one I want.
     
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  10. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but you can only see two other futures: The future where you turn into a fish and the future where you're eaten by bugs. And all you know is how to achieve these futures, which is an ever expanding list.

    I wish I could get every game for free.
     
  11. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but everything you touch withers away, making it impossible to play any of the games.

    I wish I was a walrus.
     
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  12. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Wish granted, you're a walrus now. In the middle of a desert.

    haven't tried any tricks or paradoxes in the v2 yet?
    'kay time to break the game again


    I wish that this wish would not be fulfilled.
     
  13. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. And I had to divide by 0 to counter your paradox.

    I wish for no more paradoxes
     
  14. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but the universe is destroyed in the process

    I wish that language does not exist!
     
  15. Faeryheart

    Faeryheart Weight of the Sky

    Granted, everybody forgets how to talk and a 2. stone age begins

    I wish for a big and tasty christmas dinner!
     
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  16. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, I now have a big tasty Christmas dinner. You're not invited.

    I wish for free, two way transport for everyone to and from the world of Pokemon.
     
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  17. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but all the wild Pokemon somehow got hold of it and used it to transport themselves to earth, killing everybody.

    I wish for something
     
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  18. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Wish granted. You wish for something; you get everything and that's obviously too much to handle, so you simply implode.

    I wish you a merry Christmas. ho ho ho
     
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  19. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but then the Grunch (non-copyright version of another familiar character) came along and stole the holiday.

    I wish for a potato knish.
     
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  20. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but the potatoes were poisoned and the plate given to you was made of radioactive uranium.

    I wish for starbound to become real
     

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