Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.But it's so dark that you shoot yourself for laughing at it
    (Aren't you dead,though?)
    I want a giant cookie.
     
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  2. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Granted, but not at the same time, as you did not say "I wish". :V

    I wish that my pi pie pi was actually pie.
     
  3. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but your pi pie pi pied (and pi'd) pie's pi. Pi is now pie9.86960440109, and the world is ruined.

    I wish I could speedrun Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
     
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  4. Faeryheart

    Faeryheart Weight of the Sky

    Granted, but you don't collect the hearts to finish faster and because of that you can't beat the final boss

    I wish pokemon super mystery dungeon would be released tomorrow
     
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  5. Granted, but you can't get it tomorrow!

    I wish I could keep up with the forums!
     
  6. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, the forums can't keep up with you.

    I wish I had more weapons in starbound.
     
  7. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, you have an inventory full of guns you can't get rid of that do 1 damage each, at one shot a second.

    Edit: I wish to become mad with power. (Let's see how a bad wish gets corrupted!)
     
  8. Granted, you're now angry at power.

    I wish I had the power
     
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  9. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, you now have the power to get rid of your power.

    I wish for senpai to notice me.
     
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  10. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    The word "Senpai" has noticed you, and is now hunting you down. Beware, anytime you can see it, it can see you, and it's coming. It's coming.

    I wish for a Sniper Scythe and the skill to use it well.
     
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  11. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, you use it too well and end up killing everyone you love.

    I wish that my wishes would get corrupted
     
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  12. petethepug

    petethepug Space Penguin Leader

    Wish Granted
    Every wish you think of now will be good. But, every time you debate, think, or talk (Debatably, or school related.) It happens. (Bad things only! }:})

    My wish:
    Make a country called, Sihtmalu (No idea what that means xD.)
     
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  13. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but it gets invaded by pugs and space hobos.

    I wish to stop being a space hobo
     
  14. Granted, you're just a regular hobo now.

    I wish I could fly
     
  15. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but you can only fly north.

    I wish that every wish after this wish would only grant ferrets. Whatever you wish for, you get a ferret.
     
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  16. petethepug

    petethepug Space Penguin Leader

    Wish granted.
    You turned into a rat, and now ferrets eat you.
     
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  17. Macadam

    Macadam Starship Captain

    I wish my dad would love me.
     
  18. petethepug

    petethepug Space Penguin Leader

    I would feel to mean replying to this...
    Erm...
     
  19. marky04

    marky04 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but he remembers, if u love something, you gotta let it go.

    I wish to have a computer to be able to play starbound already
     
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  20. NoTimeForStalin

    NoTimeForStalin Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but all of the USB slots are filled with glue, the fan is broken, and the graphics card is missing.

    I wish this wish is uncorruptable. HA! BEAT THAT!
     
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