Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted you own 30 kilos of *******_____******** The Good Stuff Gasket Sealer

 

I wish that hunter made a wish

 

Granted. But he only wishes to stars
I wish that TV showed good things

 

Granted, now the only things your TV shows are MLP and a series called 'Jesus christ want's to save you'.

I wish for megic to be real.

 

Wish granted. Megic is very real now. But you get no megical skills, and someone megically turns you into stone.

I wish for something different.

 

granted you get something different to what you wished therefore you get something the same but the thing that is the same is nothing and it spreads until absolutely nothing exists at all... Ever...

I wish for a third hand so I can pat both my dogs and be on my computer

 

Wish granted! You use two hands to pet your dogs, while you sit on your computer. The third hand is out of your control and won't stop slapping you on your face.

I wish for an umbrella.

 

Granted it's inside out...and a lightning rod...

I wish that my brain would stop hating on my wishes so much that they would stay on the message where I left them..

 

Granted, your brain now hates you instead. Since the brain is what makes you 'you', I didn't think this was possible; but hey, the hate has to be directed at something.

I wish for waffles.

 

Granted, but in the process of making your wish come true there was some kind of typing mistake so you get "waffers"

I wish for cold weather

 

Granted! Here's your ticket to Siberia! (Returns not accepted.)

I wish for a spy satellite; for the usual 'science reasons'.

 

Granted the suspicions of the FBI come free along with the rather conveniently places bugs.

I wish for a wish that will stick around for when I get an idea of a wish.

 

Wish granted. The wish is however a bad one. All the new good wish ideas you get you forget because now you can remember the bad one.

I wish for a potato.

 

Wish granted, but you a rotten one

I wish for a cool anime to watch

 

Granted but i have the decision....and I have watched 00 hours, 00minutes, and 00 seconds of anime so expect something....I don't even know, just expect something.

I wish for the next poster to post a brilliant idea of a wish.

 

Granted, but I'll keep that idea to me only

I wish for a cup of tea

 

Granted, http://community.playstarbound.com/members/tekari.608522/

I wish for

 

Granted scroll up slightly from this text

I wish for the ability to STOP THESE DAMN GODAWFUL SONGS FROM PLAYING IN MY HEAD!!!

 

Granted, now they play in real life wherever you go...

I could really do with another @Roland Weiss
Especially in my RP...

 

*Dive into the room* Ok I'm here, damn it but there will be FIRE! *Pops the bottle of the "Hottest F*ckin' Sauce"*

I wish for SPEEEED!