Corrupt a wish V.2

GRANTED.
It's too small for you. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for chocolate

 

Granted, but you're a dog, good luck with poison.

I wish for a diamond.

 

What are you implying? I am the best you are gonna get, I'm an instant classic!


Granted, but it's in a chest that is surrounded by a solid 15 blocks of lava.

I wish that all HunterC1998 V 2.0 Were burned in a big bonfire....BURN BABY BURN!!!

 

Granted, but they're made of gold and the bonfire is not hot enough to completely melt them...

I wish for more "Hottest f*ckin' sauce" and @Roland Weiss's

 

Hmmm? You called for more fire? *Pops open a bottle of the "Hottest F*ckin' Sauce* Come and get it!

I wish for a way out of this terrible plan.

 

Granted, here is a large burrito, douse it, drop it, run and pray for mercy!

I wish I had a steam roller..I SHALL BE THE ONLY ONE!!!

 

Granted, you get a roller made of steam

I wish to not die or suffer endlesly

 

Granted but life isn't great either

I wish that my computer wont crash

 

Granted, but it completely bluescreens with a fatal error.

I wish for a better grade in English...

 

Granted, you get the best grade possible in English! ...but you fail at everything else.

Wish for a fish dish.

 

Granted, but it's a megalodon... And it's still alive...

I wish to do great things in the animation industry, potentially at the cost of not doing great in high school or college.

 

Granted, but your transcripts are now so bad that no animation studio will hire you. They also might be a bit bitter since you've made flash animations that have destroyed interest in anything else and have become a cultural institution.

I wish that my back didn't hurt.

 

Who cares if I'm not hired! I'm a cultural sensation AND a freelancer!
Granted, but since you can't pay the chiropractor, he snaps your neck.

I wish for a perfectly generic item.

 

Here is a perfectly generic turd of a car, little bit of advice, don't turn the ignition,

I wish for a 1967 Pontiac GTO midnight blue with Cragar wheels! *Ma dream car!!*

 

Granted. It is a toy...

I wish the next poster to accuse someone of something.

 

I wish I could accuse Jareix of stealing ma dream car and leaving that toy in it's stead!!

 

Granted, but it won't stand cause it's not true.

I wish for bacon

 

Granted, you are now a pig. Oh there comes the butcher! Wach out!

I wish for a proper challenger for one as powerfull as I. (If you don't know, a previous wish gave me the ability to break things into atoms)

 

Granted, you get the Sun as your opponent. Whoosh you go.

I wish for a tinfoil hat.

 

Granted, but that particular hat has...been places. Places that probably aren't sanitary...

I wish for a giant ball of wax