Corrupt a wish V.2

Wish granted
You are now

I wish for HunterC1998 Version 2.0 with golden horse instead of iron horse

 

Granted (Somehow?), but he also speaks in a language you can't understand now.

I wish for the new doom.

 

Granted, you have the new Doom game now, but your computer isn't good enough to run it

I wish I had more money on my Steam wallet

 

Granted, but it's only like 3 cents.

I wish I could afford dat castle crashers DLC

 

Wish granted
But another person bought it and don't give it to you (MEEEEH)
I wish for Tic Tac Jokes

 

Granted, but they're all told by dads who have no real grip of comedy.

I wish for a nice boat.

 

Granted but you don't know how to use it and can't learn and it slowly drives you insane.

I wish this wish does not corrupted.

 

Granted.
:3

I wish for chocolate!

 

Granted, your chocobo is late.


"...It must be blanched, it must be poached, it must be fresh!
Where is my meat? Sopping with blood, running with gore.
Give me meat! Fourteen hundred ounces every day. And it will be fresh, and on two legs"

 

Granted you get old chicken ((the chicken is old as in lived a long life so it is still fresh)) filled with growth hormones and is a GMO

I wish for a good day to whomever posts next

 

Granted, but your day is absolute shit.


I wish for memes

how2meme 101, now available at your nearest zetta

 

Granted. You get memes. But the memes aren't dank.

I wish for a printer that actually works.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted, but its sentient and doesnt like you.


I wish i could place a dispenser here.

 

Wish granted.



...

I wish for a sapper.

 

Granted, someone saps your sentry

I wish for a portal gun

 

Wish granted
you are stuck in a portal pit of death
I wish for more hot wings
*missing photo of KFC bucket in front of my laptop*

 

Granted, but they're also literally on fire.

I wish for zebe.

 

Granted, @Zebe dies!

I wish I had a nice hat

 

Oh, I guess penguin syndicate is happening. Well.

Granted, but the hat is too nice, like on the level where it's creepy and you're starting to wonder if it's just being nice or if it has much darker intentions for you.

I wish for a baseball.

 

*restless spirit intensifies*

Granted! Someone hits a baseball right at you.

I wish for a coffin.