Granted, but his wish was too good and nobody could come up with a good response to it. I wish I was more floofy.
You are now so floofy that you can't move, there's at least five feet of fur around you. I wish for more power.
Wish fulfilled, but you became mad with it, and then became evil, and then random heroes came out of nowhere and defeated you. I wish I don't but I've been uranium ores worth more than gold.
Granted, you were previously a radioactive substance being constantly crushed by the Gravity of the earth. I wish my desktop background was nicer
Granted, you now learn how to tell the world's funniest joke. However, everyone who hears it dies laughing. I wish for a stiff drink.
Granted, you are now the most powerful thing ever by default. You are the only thing ever. I wish it would snow more.
*And then you get buried in snow as well for not making a wish.* I wish more people would remember to make wishes
Granted, but no one remembers that they made the wish. I wish that the wish granting entities had to listened to what you want out of the wish rather then making their own interpretations. I wish for infinite wishes. I wish for the ability to control the wishing rules. I wish for a longer attention span. I wish for more butterflies.
Granted.you dont get any of your other wishes except that first one. Also,they always have a concequence.
Granted, now it's boring and you don't play it at all ever. I wish I had Morrowind for the original Xbox again
Granted, everything that exists is purple. I wish everyone a good day. (p.s. That picture is now my background)