Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    I wish that Omicron made a wish.
     
  2. Granted, but his wish was too good and nobody could come up with a good response to it.
    I wish I was more floofy.
     
  3. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    You are now so floofy that you can't move, there's at least five feet of fur around you.
    I wish for more power.
     
  4. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but you became mad with it, and then became evil, and then random heroes came out of nowhere and defeated you.

    I wish I don't but I've been uranium ores worth more than gold.
     
  5. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you were previously a radioactive substance being constantly crushed by the Gravity of the earth.

    I wish my desktop background was nicer
     
  6. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Granted, but it has to be this:
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    I wish I was funnier.
     
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  7. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, you now learn how to tell the world's funniest joke. However, everyone who hears it dies laughing.

    I wish for a stiff drink.
     
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  8. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but you can't pick it up or drink it.

    I wish for a perpetual motion machine.
     
  9. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.Every other machine you have breaks.
    I wish to be the most powerful being ever.
    [I_AM_GOD_]
     
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  10. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, you are now the most powerful thing ever by default. You are the only thing ever.

    I wish it would snow more.
     
  11. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.you are buried in snow.
     
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  12. *And then you get buried in snow as well for not making a wish.*

    I wish more people would remember to make wishes
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2015
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  13. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but no one remembers that they made the wish.


    I wish that the wish granting entities had to listened to what you want out of the wish rather then making their own interpretations.

    I wish for infinite wishes.

    I wish for the ability to control the wishing rules.

    I wish for a longer attention span.

    I wish for more butterflies.
     
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  14. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.you dont get any of your other wishes except that first one. Also,they always have a concequence.
     
  15. Faeryheart

    Faeryheart Weight of the Sky

    I wish I would have a big gingerbread house
     
  16. Diamond Dog

    Diamond Dog Guest

    Granted, it falls on your head.

    I wish Skyrim wasnt so addicting.
     
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  17. Granted, now it's boring and you don't play it at all ever.
    I wish I had Morrowind for the original Xbox again
     
  18. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Granted, but you got a buggy copy.

    I wish I could find a purple rainbow.
     
  19. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, everything that exists is purple.

    I wish everyone a good day.

    (p.s. That picture is now my background)
     
  20. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Granted. The day after will be the most horrible for everyone.

    I wish for a good joke.
     

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