Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, you get a nice big salad but.. rip crossfang :c

I wish I had some sugar!

 

Granted! Wait...Thats not sugar...
I want to eat something.

 

Wish fulfilled, but ▌┼21ú2╣⌡17 happens.

I wish I knew what I just said.

 

You do now...But alongside taht,you know things you did not want to know.
I wan to not be scared :c

 

wish granted! you lose your sense of fear and thus have a warped sense of self-preservation. you don't run from a bear and it kills you and uses your arms as playthings for its children

i wish for some chocolate

 

granted! wait...thats not chocolate...but unfortunately you already ate it.ew!
i want a pet

 

Wish granted. Your new pet is a tapeworm, and you can guess where it is. probably the most disgusting corruption I've done

I wish that I could wish another wish right after this one.

 

Granted.But it will still be corrupted.
I want to be the big boss

 

Granted, you are a fat owner of a poorly run sweatshop somewhere in hell.

I wish i never got sick of songs

 

Granted. you're deaf now
i wish want.

 

Granted, creates a black hole due to lack of context and meaning.

I wish I had a giant foam sword.

 

Nooo! Not black holes! they're the bane of my existence! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
granted.it inflicts 0 damage.
i want to live

 

Granted, I sure hope being undead counts.

I wish to corrupt your next wish.

 

Granted.But it is already corrupted before.
i want to be the biggest,baddest star.

 

Granted, you are now Larger than anything, on fire, spinning through space.

I want you to pay more attention to this thread. Ploz.

 

LIKE I WASN'T ALREADY.
Granted.but my posts get shittier.
i want a floof

 

Granted, you have a floof, but it's a really small floof, and you don't like it

I wish more people would make wishes here.

 

granted.they're bots.
i want a cookie

 

Granted, you had a cookie, but I stole and ate it

I wish I had another cookie to eat.

 

Granted, it's an internet cookie for a terrible website

Edit: wish I remembered to put in a wish.