Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Faeryheart

    Faeryheart Weight of the Sky

    Granted, you get a nice big salad but.. rip crossfang :c

    I wish I had some sugar!
     
  2. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted! Wait...Thats not sugar...
    I want to eat something.
     
  3. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but ▌┼21ú2╣⌡17 happens.

    I wish I knew what I just said.
     
  4. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    You do now...But alongside taht,you know things you did not want to know.
    I wan to not be scared :c
     
  5. rhomboid

    rhomboid 0118 999 881 99 9119 725... 3

    wish granted! you lose your sense of fear and thus have a warped sense of self-preservation. you don't run from a bear and it kills you and uses your arms as playthings for its children :(

    i wish for some chocolate
     
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  6. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    granted! wait...thats not chocolate...but unfortunately you already ate it.ew!
    i want a pet
     
  7. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Wish granted. Your new pet is a tapeworm, and you can guess where it is. probably the most disgusting corruption I've done

    I wish that I could wish another wish right after this one.
     
  8. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.But it will still be corrupted.
    I want to be the big boss
     
  9. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you are a fat owner of a poorly run sweatshop somewhere in hell.

    I wish i never got sick of songs
     
  10. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted. you're deaf now
    i wish want.
     
  11. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, creates a black hole due to lack of context and meaning.

    I wish I had a giant foam sword.
     
  12. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Nooo! Not black holes! they're the bane of my existence! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    granted.it inflicts 0 damage.
    i want to live D:
     
  13. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, I sure hope being undead counts.

    I wish to corrupt your next wish.
     
  14. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.But it is already corrupted before.
    i want to be the biggest,baddest star.
     
  15. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you are now Larger than anything, on fire, spinning through space.

    I want you to pay more attention to this thread. Ploz.
     
  16. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    LIKE I WASN'T ALREADY.
    Granted.but my posts get shittier.
    i want a floof
     
  17. Granted, you have a floof, but it's a really small floof, and you don't like it

    I wish more people would make wishes here.
     
  18. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    granted.they're bots.
    i want a cookie
     
  19. Granted, you had a cookie, but I stole and ate it

    I wish I had another cookie to eat.
     
  20. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, it's an internet cookie for a terrible website

    Edit: wish I remembered to put in a wish.
     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2015

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