Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    Granted, she stabs you.

    I wish for a wizard who wozard a wurzerd.
     
  2. Moor Al-Malik

    Moor Al-Malik Existential Complex

    Why??? This is so cruel...

    Granted. But the wizard didn't do that wozard wizard thingie.

    Because Nuru betray me, I wish I meet Koichi, instead.
     
  3. ZeckArtCZ

    ZeckArtCZ Master Chief

    Granted, however Koichi sends you on a LOOOONG quest of retrieving several artifacts from an old temple thousands of lightyears away.

    I wish to go back in time and save Czechoslovakia from the German invasion in 1938.
     
    Last edited: Jul 27, 2019
  4. Moor Al-Malik

    Moor Al-Malik Existential Complex

    Granted. You have change the course of time. So, the Russian are invading that place now.

    I wish I have a Type 38 Arisaka.
     
  5. ZeckArtCZ

    ZeckArtCZ Master Chief

    Well...the USSR/SSSR/CCCP was never really bad for us after the war anyway...

    Granted! You have the rifle, however, despite the quality and, of course, the Japanese precission, it malfunctions and shoots someone close/dear to you as you were carrying it.

    I wish I have the superpower known as One for All.
     
  6. Moor Al-Malik

    Moor Al-Malik Existential Complex

    Sounds familiar. Cause it sounds like a quotes usually spoken in my local TV channel.

    Granted. But sadly the power malfunction, and change in to "All for One."

    I wish I have my own space station.
     
  7. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Spaceman Spiff

    granted. it has no air

    I wish the art i asked for was finished (note: not rushing, just part of the game)
     
  8. Krabbe

    Krabbe Big Damn Hero

    Wish granted, but it was soiled with strawberry jam, which have started to mold, in the post

    I wish that i can have luck finding shiny Pokemons to bring to pokemon Sword and Shield
     
  9. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Master Astronaut

    Granted, but the ones you found can't transfer.

    I wish I wasn't sick.
     
  10. Krabbe

    Krabbe Big Damn Hero

    granted. you are no longer sick, as in awesome

    i wish i never learned about "The Game"
     
  11. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Spaceman Spiff

    granted, however the genie also knew about it and you just made him lose, so now you live life in constant pain all over your body

    I wish I had a world record speedrun (not a speedrunner so don't look me up)
     
  12. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted! but it's in a game no-one else has ever played and no-one tries to beat it.

    i wish for more cookies. c:
     
  13. Krabbe

    Krabbe Big Damn Hero

    wish granted, have a cookie. the interest is 100% per day

    i wish the genie didn't know about "The Game"
     
  14. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. does that mean i win? yay!

    i wish for more cookies.
     
  15. Krabbe

    Krabbe Big Damn Hero

    granted, at additional interest equal to 10% per cookie wished for

    i wish for Aegislash in pokemon S&S
     
  16. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted, but the game is banned in your country! oh no!

    i wish for more cookies.
     
  17. Krabbe

    Krabbe Big Damn Hero

    granted, China is now installing spyware on your computer due to cookies

    i wish for someone to post comment number 2618
     
  18. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Spaceman Spiff

    trust me there is in fact something below this line
    Granted, but you can't read it
    I wish my computer would stop crashing
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2019
  19. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    (hehe i don't use the white backgrounds c: )
    granted! your computer no longer turns itself off when there is a fatal error or malfunction, instead it keeps running and you just have to deal with the glitches.

    i wish for lots of cookies! c:
     

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