Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, but it has no special properties, it's just a monkey part.

I wish I could feel happiness.

 

Granted. You feel aggressive amounts of happiness due to substance abuse.

I wish I could drink.

 

Nothing changes, because you could already drink.

I wish to be done with my worthless existence.

 

granted. the 'worthless' phase of your existence is now over. your existence is now worthy of respect and love, as is everyone elses. c:

i wish tappaja100 knew they do not need to do anything to 'earn' their worth. everyone is capable of making the world a better place through love, and hiding one's suffering from others does not mitigate the sadness it causes.

keep doing your best. it will always be enough to absolve you.

 

I have no idea on how to corrupt this wish. This is too good to be corrupted.

Granted. Unfortunately, the corrupted wish got corrupted. So... it reverse back to the original wish.

I wish all war that happen in this world is over.

 

Granted, humanity is extinct.

I wish my suffering was over.

 

Granted, Except the genie who grants the wish repeats the wish out loud so he gets it right and ends up wishing it over himself. His suffering is over and he has eternal happiness. You, stay the same. The same being a worthwhile loveable ice dragon who everybody appreciates and who enriches the lives of those around him.

I wish for wings.

 

granted, they're a millimeter in span

I wish for fun

 

Granted, but it's not fun for you.

I wish I was worth something.

 

granted, you're worth billions of dollars overnight and thousands of news reporters are swarming you, preventing you from even leaving your house

I wish my game of fortune street would finally reach an end without crashing

 

Granted. It ends with the universe exploding.
I wish for [DATA EXPUNGED]

 

Granted you receive [DATA EXPUNGED] but it's [DATA EXPUNGED]

I wish for {Error; program: [owo.exe] crash' ;Input missing, cannot parse.}

 

granted, sys32 deleted (don't do this ever)

I wish for me to have fun

 

Granted. But you can't stop doing it.

I wish I have a little a baby dragon.

 

Granted, but it's not well trained and will try to eat you.

I wish someone would end my existence.

 

Granted. Moor attempts to strangle you because you’re the little baby dragon.

I wish that I had a drum fed shotgun with explosive rounds.

 

Granted, but you can only shoot me or yourself with it.

I wish to not have to exist anymore.

 

Granted. Your body cease to exist, but not your soul. We can still see you as you. The only difference is we can't touch you.

I wish I have the power to bend the four element, fire, earth, water, and air.

 

granted, you create obsidian dust (water+lava makes obsidian, an earth. add wind for erosion)

I wish my krystal order was right

 

Granted, but you don't get it.

I wish for more dragons. (I have over 100 already.)