Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but it has no special properties, it's just a monkey part.

    I wish I could feel happiness.
     
  2. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. You feel aggressive amounts of happiness due to substance abuse.

    I wish I could drink.
     
  3. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Nothing changes, because you could already drink.

    I wish to be done with my worthless existence.
     
  4. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. the 'worthless' phase of your existence is now over. your existence is now worthy of respect and love, as is everyone elses. c:

    i wish tappaja100 knew they do not need to do anything to 'earn' their worth. everyone is capable of making the world a better place through love, and hiding one's suffering from others does not mitigate the sadness it causes.

    keep doing your best. it will always be enough to absolve you.
     
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  5. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    I have no idea on how to corrupt this wish. This is too good to be corrupted.

    Granted. Unfortunately, the corrupted wish got corrupted. So... it reverse back to the original wish.

    I wish all war that happen in this world is over.
     
  6. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, humanity is extinct.

    I wish my suffering was over.
     
  7. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted, Except the genie who grants the wish repeats the wish out loud so he gets it right and ends up wishing it over himself. His suffering is over and he has eternal happiness. You, stay the same. The same being a worthwhile loveable ice dragon who everybody appreciates and who enriches the lives of those around him.

    I wish for wings.
     
  8. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, they're a millimeter in span

    I wish for fun
     
  9. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but it's not fun for you.

    I wish I was worth something.
     
  10. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, you're worth billions of dollars overnight and thousands of news reporters are swarming you, preventing you from even leaving your house

    I wish my game of fortune street would finally reach an end without crashing
     
  11. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. It ends with the universe exploding.
    I wish for [DATA EXPUNGED]
     
  12. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted you receive [DATA EXPUNGED] but it's [DATA EXPUNGED]

    I wish for {Error; program: [owo.exe] crash' ;Input missing, cannot parse.}
     
  13. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, sys32 deleted (don't do this ever)

    I wish for me to have fun
     
  14. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. But you can't stop doing it.

    I wish I have a little a baby dragon.
     
  15. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but it's not well trained and will try to eat you.

    I wish someone would end my existence.
     
  16. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. Moor attempts to strangle you because you’re the little baby dragon.

    I wish that I had a drum fed shotgun with explosive rounds.
     
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  17. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you can only shoot me or yourself with it.

    I wish to not have to exist anymore.
     
  18. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. Your body cease to exist, but not your soul. We can still see you as you. The only difference is we can't touch you.

    I wish I have the power to bend the four element, fire, earth, water, and air.
     
  19. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, you create obsidian dust (water+lava makes obsidian, an earth. add wind for erosion)

    I wish my krystal order was right
     
  20. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you don't get it.

    I wish for more dragons. (I have over 100 already.)
     

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