Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. You awake in a world of pastel colours filled with pony like creatures who follow you around constantly trying to teach you the rules of friendship.

    I wish for those hours I spent building ikea furniture back.
     
  2. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. But instead you're destroying it and not building it.

    I wish I have a Floran wife, that are not trying to kill, eat, stab, or murder me and the other.
     
  3. SillyLeaf

    SillyLeaf Aquatic Astronaut

    Granted. But you receive a tree instead. :)

    I wish... I wish to know what I want to wish!
     
  4. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, yo want to wish things that hurt you.

    I wish to not exist.
     
  5. moremuffin

    moremuffin Cosmic Narwhal

    Granted immortality where no-one can perceive you.

    I wish I knew what I was doing half the time.
     
  6. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you know you're wasting your life.

    I wish I could fix myself.
     
  7. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. It only fix half of you though.

    I wish I have an RPG.
     
  8. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you blow your arms off with it.

    I wish I wasn't worthless.
     
  9. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    tbh i hope ur just playing around @tappaja100 bc all of ur recent posts here hav been pretty self-destructive

    granted, now money is worthless and everything falls apart

    I wish I had something to watch that I like
     
  10. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I'd love for these to be jokes, but they're not, I'd honestly probably have already attempted suicide if I didn't worry about the possibility that I fuck it up like everything I do.
    And now the actual post:
    Granted, but you can't do anything but watch it, you have no need to eat, drink or sleep, you can only watch it for the rest of eternity.

    I wish I didn't have to suffer anymore.
     
  11. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted, you can no longer feel.

    I wish for more time.
     
  12. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. But only for a quarter second.

    I wish we can make a family in Starbound.
     
  13. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, but they all die instantly because the person who made the mod forgot to add the npc data for it

    I wish I had KH 1.5+2.5, a ps4, and could play both
     
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  14. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted, but the story still doesn't make any sense!! :S

    i wish for many cookies!
     
  15. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. But it's all the cookies inside your computer.

    I wish there is a cute squirrel in my house.
     
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  16. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. It's Bonabopn. He wants revenge for you not giving him cookies.

    I wish for LOUD NOISES!
     
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  17. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    GRANTED! THERE ARE LOTS OF LOUD NOISES NOW AND IT IS HARD TO HEAR PEOPLE TALK!

    I WISH FOR MANY SOFT PLUSHIES!

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    tasty cookies :D
     
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  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    poor firefox :(

    Granted. We're out of plushies so you get Poft Slushies.

    I wish to do it all over again.
     
  19. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you have to write an exact copy of the script to the movie "IT".

    I wish to have good mental health.
     
  20. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Physically, your brain is in perfect shape!

    I wish for the monkey's paw.
     

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