Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted. You awake in a world of pastel colours filled with pony like creatures who follow you around constantly trying to teach you the rules of friendship.

I wish for those hours I spent building ikea furniture back.

 

Granted. But instead you're destroying it and not building it.

I wish I have a Floran wife, that are not trying to kill, eat, stab, or murder me and the other.

 

Granted. But you receive a tree instead.

I wish... I wish to know what I want to wish!

 

Granted, yo want to wish things that hurt you.

I wish to not exist.

 

Granted immortality where no-one can perceive you.

I wish I knew what I was doing half the time.

 

Granted, you know you're wasting your life.

I wish I could fix myself.

 

Granted. It only fix half of you though.

I wish I have an RPG.

 

Granted, but you blow your arms off with it.

I wish I wasn't worthless.

 

tbh i hope ur just playing around @tappaja100 bc all of ur recent posts here hav been pretty self-destructive

granted, now money is worthless and everything falls apart

I wish I had something to watch that I like

 

I'd love for these to be jokes, but they're not, I'd honestly probably have already attempted suicide if I didn't worry about the possibility that I fuck it up like everything I do.
And now the actual post:
Granted, but you can't do anything but watch it, you have no need to eat, drink or sleep, you can only watch it for the rest of eternity.

I wish I didn't have to suffer anymore.

 

Granted, you can no longer feel.

I wish for more time.

 

Granted. But only for a quarter second.

I wish we can make a family in Starbound.

 

granted, but they all die instantly because the person who made the mod forgot to add the npc data for it

I wish I had KH 1.5+2.5, a ps4, and could play both

 

granted, but the story still doesn't make any sense!! :S

i wish for many cookies!

 

Granted. But it's all the cookies inside your computer.

I wish there is a cute squirrel in my house.

 

Granted. It's Bonabopn. He wants revenge for you not giving him cookies.

I wish for LOUD NOISES!

 

GRANTED! THERE ARE LOTS OF LOUD NOISES NOW AND IT IS HARD TO HEAR PEOPLE TALK!

I WISH FOR MANY SOFT PLUSHIES!

tasty cookies :D

 

poor firefox

Granted. We're out of plushies so you get Poft Slushies.

I wish to do it all over again.

 

Granted, you have to write an exact copy of the script to the movie "IT".

I wish to have good mental health.

 

Granted. Physically, your brain is in perfect shape!

I wish for the monkey's paw.