Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, it's so small it can't be detected, even by the most accurate microscope ever created.

    I wish my life to end.
     
  2. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, but it was only a game

    I wish for a wish
     
  3. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, it was to lose everything you ever enjoyed.
    I wish to refund my life.
     
  4. Bubbsart

    Bubbsart Space Hobo

    Granted, but you must pay a 50K fee and you are worshipped forever by Joja.

    I wish for infinite iridium ore
     
  5. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you can't use it.

    I wish to die, immediately and painlessly.
     
  6. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Master Astronaut

    Granted, but you are immediately necromanced.

    I wish for confidence.
     
  7. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but only when doing things that only harm you.

    I wish for permanent release from my suffering.
     
  8. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, you are physically unable to suffer, even when put into situations of extreme suffering. you are still alive

    I wish all the work around my house was completed the way I want it but not have to do it myself
     
  9. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    Granted. A clone appears to complete the task. Your clone promptly wishes for the same thing. As does their clone. And their clone. And their clone. The whole world is just clones of you not wanting to do the work around your house

    I wish for a fish kiss.
     
  10. Bubbsart

    Bubbsart Space Hobo

    Granted, but you get enormous lips from it.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  11. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Peace is found under the rule of enemy aliens.

    I wish for my Kuva slaves to work harder!
     
  12. Charlatan

    Charlatan Parsec Taste Tester

    Granted, they tried very hard to tackle Tennos near Kuva Siphons but were obliterated (as usual).

    I wish for sleep :zzz:
     
  13. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you never wake up.

    I wish I wasn't alive.
     
  14. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted. Go forth my undead thrall, and seek righteous vengeance on those who made you what you are today! Seek out what wronged you, and once you have vanquished that which holds you down, you may finally rest, alive or otherwise.

    I wish to be inexplicably inexplicable.
     
  15. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. You inexplicability is so inexplicable you're just normal.

    I wish for a JoJ.
     
  16. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, the deaf genie gave you a gog

    I wish these hiccups would stop
     
  17. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Master Astronaut

    Granted, but you are no longer breathing.

    I wish for the power of fire.
     
  18. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you are now on fire.

    I wish to be gone forever.
     
  19. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    Granted. You are gone from your family and friends and cannot see them or talk to them ever. You are forced to live in solitude.

    I wish for peanuts.
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2018
  20. Charlatan

    Charlatan Parsec Taste Tester

    Granted, but you are now allergic to them.

    I wish to awake!
     

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