Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, the chocolate just isn't tasty to you.

    I wish for a hug.
     
  2. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted. hugged by a god who does not know their own physical strength

    I wish for some1 on the AMD support forum to look at my issue with my GPU (still out)
     
  3. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    Granted. At some point in the next 50 years, the forum user named 'some1' will stumble upon your thread. But by then it will be too late.

    I wish for a perfect 4.0 GPA!!!!!
     
  4. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, and a 4.0 GPA you shall get. However, you do not get the knowledge of how to get such a high GPA, or what you did for it. You don't have the memory of the extra lessons you took, the extra-curricular learning you participated in, or the tutoring you paid so much for. This is, indeed, a curse, as the true treasure was the friends you made along th- naw, screw that, you're also on fire.

    I wish for a long burger.
     
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  5. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, you get a foot-long thats only 11 inches

    I wish 42
     
  6. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    granted. u get 2

    i wish for world peace :)
     
  7. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester


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    I wish for a Nintendo Switch
     
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  8. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, however every thirty seconds the controllers switch places, and the screen is permanently upside down. That's gonna suck.

    I wish for a cool wizard hat!
     
  9. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but it stops existing if ANYONE including you knows about it.

    I wish to die immediately and painlessly.
     
  10. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. unfortunately your wish doesn't get corrupted in an interesting way. you just die. grats.

    i wish for chocolate.
     
  11. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted, you get a chocolate, but it is still the fruit, you can't eat it with your bare mouth.

    I wish for a floran-like mount.
     
  12. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. He decides to eat you up!

    I wish for doom to befall Nef Anyo's Texmen.
     
  13. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. However every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and thus Solaris United and all inhabitants of Fortuna meet an untimely end.

    I wish for infinite genies.
     
  14. Bubbsart

    Bubbsart Space Hobo

    BAM!! Your wish is granted, but the genie is the embedded version of Satan.

    I wish to get rich in Stardew Valley
     
  15. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but you soon get caught up in spending and end up in crippling debt.

    I wish for humanity to make contact with friendly aliens.
     
  16. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted. they are extremely toxic and simply being in the presence of them results in death. they r friendly tho

    I wish my internet didn't rely on a dish thats currently pointed the wrong way
     
  17. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. But know your internet relies on an outdated modem.

    I wish I have a floran son or daughter, that are not trying to eat me or the other.
     
  18. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, they're just trying to stab you to death.

    I wish to be dead.
     
  19. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but you're also a litch.

    I wish for the power to stop time.
     
  20. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. You can't unstop it. Uh-oh.

    I wish for a very small frog.
     

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