Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. I hope you know halibut you're getting into!

    I wish for a pie-flavored pie.
     
  2. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Granted, I eat the pie.

    I wish for a wish paradox that summons memes.
     
  3. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you only get bad, old, shitty homemade memes. I wish for mom-spaghetti.
     
  4. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but your palms are sweaty and there's vomit on your sweaty already.

    I wish for a sentient rope.
     
  5. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but it still can't move or talk and has no sensory system. It's life is probably a boring hell. You monster.

    I wish for a wish.
     
  6. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. You spent it.

    I wish for magic spellcasting abilities!
     
  7. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, It's hemomancy! Yaaaay!

    I wish for a reptile.
     
  8. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted! Did someone say SCP-682?

    I wish for something cool.
     
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  9. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Reference status: attained.

    Granted, you get SCP-445-a.

    I wish more people knew SCP like you.
     
  10. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but the SCP Foundation comes and amnesiac's the place up.

    I wish for a beam cannon, pointed away from me.
     
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  11. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, it is pointed at your loved ones.

    I wish for a suit.
     
  12. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, it's the ugliest, least comfortable suit possible.

    I wish to die painlessly.
     
  13. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but welcome to Hell...

    I wish for three shiny gold coins.
     
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  14. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Each of them are, once you pull away the foil wrapping, made entirely of chocolate.

    I wish for some Ivory.
     
  15. Bamboozler

    Bamboozler Space Penguin Leader

    Granted. You now have two giant elephant tusks coming out of your face.

    I wish for unlimited wishes.
     
  16. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, however you are now being hunted by angry, wish-immune genies and DMs.

    I wish for wind powers
     
  17. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, now you can make your hair/scarf/cape ruffle dramatically. But that's pretty much it. Still cool though!

    I wish for a tiny manticore!
     
  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. it's also highly venomous and angry.
    I wish for controllable-air-dash powers, suitable for mountain climbing.
     
  19. MitKit

    MitKit Phantasmal Quasar

    Sure thing, too bad it's totally uncontrollable while walking near the street... RIP.
    I wish everyone was perfect and didn't have to do stuff to stay healthy.
     
  20. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    Granted. The definition of "healthy" has changed to include everyone. Quality of life has not changed.

    I wish for some yummy food.
     

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