Granted, but your palms are sweaty and there's vomit on your sweaty already. I wish for a sentient rope.
Granted, but it still can't move or talk and has no sensory system. It's life is probably a boring hell. You monster. I wish for a wish.
Granted, but the SCP Foundation comes and amnesiac's the place up. I wish for a beam cannon, pointed away from me.
Granted. Each of them are, once you pull away the foil wrapping, made entirely of chocolate. I wish for some Ivory.
Granted, however you are now being hunted by angry, wish-immune genies and DMs. I wish for wind powers
Granted, now you can make your hair/scarf/cape ruffle dramatically. But that's pretty much it. Still cool though! I wish for a tiny manticore!
Granted. it's also highly venomous and angry. I wish for controllable-air-dash powers, suitable for mountain climbing.
Sure thing, too bad it's totally uncontrollable while walking near the street... RIP. I wish everyone was perfect and didn't have to do stuff to stay healthy.
Granted. The definition of "healthy" has changed to include everyone. Quality of life has not changed. I wish for some yummy food.