Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, but then someone else took the job and made some hylotl diplomats disappear.

I wish Hylotl bodies burn quicker.

 

granted, but you burn along with them.

I wish for dreadwing to appear.

 

Granted, but he is hired by me to murder you with a nuclear device I gave him.

I wish Rei and Ebony swapped bodies for my amusement.

 

granted, not much changed.

I wish for the USCM to disappear completely.

 

Granted, but unfortunately for you Cameron did not affiliate with the USCM, and in fact hated their guts from day 1.

I wish I could actually get the balls to make a backstory for all of my Starbound characters.

 

Granted, but you have to compete with my thousands of backstories.

I wish I could get around to writing my story, not just the backstories

 

Granted, but for some reason you accidently delete the first chapter.

I wish that Cameron doesn't deliberately get body swapped with my hylotl character.

 

Granted, but Cameron stops existing.

I wish for a thing.

 

Ok, you thing was death by White Phosphorus.

I wish Rei told me their favorite type of tea.

 

Granted, I don't drink tea.

I wish you'd stop asking me silly questions.

 

Granted, I start asking you questions that will decide the political landscape of the next century.

I wish Rei boops their sibling.

 

Granted, although that already happened.

I wish you'd stop asking questions period.

 

Granted. DEAD.

I wish for Moogles. Cute, fluffy moogles.

 

Granted, but now you have to pay a lot to keep them.

I wish to die by being stabbed by a Hylotl.

 

Granted. You get stabbed by a crazed serial killer who kills all your friends and family.

I wish to keep these Moogles.

 

Granted, but you still need to pay for them.

I wish to not be mentally scarred by Doki-Doki Literature Club.

 

Granted, instead you are scarred from reading a Ruin X Hylotl fanfic.

I wish to cause a time paradox which only gets me killed.

 

You cause a time paradox, but everything gets reset and you are stuck in limbo.

I wish video games were free.

 

Granted, consoles now cost money.

I wish for a nice bird pun.

 

Granted, toucan play at that game.

I wish for a nice fish pun.