Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted. You burn to death

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

Granted, but to compensate for making you taller, we deduct some funds from your bank account.

I wish I could transform into a Floran.

 

Granted, but you are born into a tribe assaulted by cannibals, you are eaten shortly after.

I wish to finally end Asra.

 

Granted, but she's a cheeky bugger and wounds you before escaping your clutches again.

I wish the Protectorate, Miniknog, and Stargazers all get destroyed.

 

That already happened, so only the Miniknog and Stargazers die, along with all life in the universe.

I wish for Esther to finally give me a mint humbug.

 

She does, but then I steal it for myself and gives it to some cultists.

I wish Rei actually supported Cameron and did not hate his guts.

 

Granted, but Cameron is a different person completely, who supports various races (Especially Hylotl) that lost their families in Earths destruction.

I wish that Tounauc would have more friends.

 

Granted, but all of them are taken hostage by space bandits.

I wish I could acquire Ebony's soul.

 

Granted, but she devourers your soul first. and you lack the key to do anything to it, including destroying it.

I wish you'd stop being a xenophobe

 

Granted, but that doesn't stop me from conducting bioweapon research and creating White Phosphorus grenades.

I wish I could use Rei for my agenda.

 

granted, but He is a double agent and stabs you in the back.

I wish to my parents were back.

 

Granted, but now your a hylotl because SPESS MAGICKED.

I wish I could purchase Ebony's soul.

 

granted, but you starve due to NOTHING.

I wish for something random

 

Granted except, she had no soul in the first place, you just purchased your own soul.

 

Granted, the random thing was being eaten alive by Floran cannibals.

I wish Rei didn't judge me do to my hatred of Hylotl.

 

Granted, he instead judges you for being an asshole.

I wish for the universe to implode

 

Granted, but the cultivator doesn't approve and reverses the effects.

I wish I was immune from being transformed into a female Hylotl.

 

granted, you instead become a foetus that gets stepped on by your past self.

I wish for the creepy ancient to stop trying to sell me vault keys.

 

Granted, but then I come along to offer you employment.

I wish I had a biological weapon that only affected the Hylotl.

 

granted, but it was found that Hylotl dna is at the roots of all life, meaning that everything died from the bio weapon.

I wish some racist human wouldn't offer me employment.