Corrupt a wish V.2

Wish granted, oh wait the wish fairy is a cop.
You're in jail.

I wish for X

 

Granted, now you have to solve for X

I wish for nothing.

 

the genie chef gives you nothing. you die of starvation

I wish for immortality

 

Granted, you age like normal, but you never die from old age, enjoy your corpse body in 150 years.

I wish for Saurons' mace.

 

Granted. It's kind of embedded in your skull though...

I wish I was never tired.

.derit reven saw I hsiw I.

 

granted, but your insomnia drives you insane

I wish I had good internet

 

Granted, but everybody loses net neutrality.
I wish rift would get more players so we can start.

 

Granted but there are too many players so the server crashes

I wish I could get this song stuck out of my head

 

Granted, but you get a different, even more annoying song stuck in your head.

I wish gamestop would call me in for an interview.

 

Granted, but they call you in to write a report on low class gamers to insult you.

I wish for a genie!

 

you get Genie Trump

I wish for a perfect life

 

Granted but you will die exactly in 10 days
I wish for a magical sword

 

Granted, you know the tale of the sword in the stone?

Well, the stone is your shoulder. I wish for flowers.

 

Granted, did you know of the black mist, corrupting everything around them into the undead, it spread to these flowers.

I wish for Earth to be brought back...

 

Granted, but so are the religious bigots and spiders.

I wish for omnipotence.

 

Granted, but that means you have to see everything, including the most gruesome, disgusting, terrifying things imaginable.

I wish Donald Trump and his entire cabinet would quit and move to Siberia

 

Granted. They take over all of Russia and re-establish communism.

I wish for the perfect computer.

 

Granted, but it then gets stolen and sold to someone on the internet.

I wish I could not get called out for dumping sewage into the ocean in starbound.

 

Granted, but you keep doing so until you have no drinkable water.

I wish for sburb.

 

Granted, but now it’s on fire.

I wish I could burn down the Great Pagoda Library and use the books for a great bonfire.