Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Auraknight

    Auraknight Weight of the Sky

    Wish granted. it became very large when it became very flat.
    I wish animals could speak languages.
     
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  2. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, they've been able to speak their own language this whole time but now humans can understand it making them enact their plan of taking over the world, in minutes they've killed every human in existence and own the world.

    I wish I could appear anywhere like this referee.
    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you have to wear the costume to do it

    I wish for a beautiful, flowing blue cape.
     
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  4. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted. its only blue on the inside (towards your back), its completely invisible on the outside

    I wish for an infinite memory, ram, storage, etc computer

    EDITED
     
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  5. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but to turn it on you have infinitely ram it into a wall to start it.

    I wish I had a wish.
     
  6. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    granted, but you spent it already

    i wish for a GIANT BOMB EXPLOSION THAT KILLS THINGS
     
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  7. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted:[​IMG]

    I wish to be the hero of an epic story.
     
  8. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Wish granted. The story is a tragedy and you die in the end after losing everything.

    I wish for higher resolution.
     
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  9. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you require binoculars to find such resolution

    I wish grapes weren't green
     
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  10. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Wish granted, they're now limes.

    I wish to RULE THE WORLD!
     
  11. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, it takes you a full 2 years to know the exact measurements of the Earth.

    I wish I could see in the dark
     
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  12. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, but you're blind in any level of light (which u need some amount of light to see in the dark :p) (you set urself up for that 1)

    I wish for Mia, Reimi, May, and all of the Aeron race to be real (all characters I created)
     
  13. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    They are now real, and you are a third wheel in their relationship. Fourth wheel?

    I wish for a seasoned beef filet mignon, cooked medium, still hot and sizzling on a ceramic plate (a ceramic plate right-side up), to materialize in my kitchen, sitting on top of my counter with no more than an eighth of an inch space to fall, in exactly 5 minutes.
     
  14. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but gravity reverses and ruins the steak
    I wish for a lit match
     
  15. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    i actually find that a bonus
    Mia and Reimi are spiritually bonded, increasing their magic. May's bond is dead. all 3 can use magic, and are all friends.
    granted, but the hydrogen in the air explodes the world

    I wish for the ability to use magic at will and only at will, with all the knowledge I need to use and control it, no downsides or anything.
     
  16. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but i kill you. I hate powerful people who arent me
    (The hydrogen lighting up wouldnt blow the world up, only the atmosphere)
    I wish for a very mean knife
     
  17. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted. its currently in your face

    I wish the AlphaNexus (my clan) was the most powerful multigame clan in the world
     
  18. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted. However, within a second of your rise to power, you are raided by anonymous

    I wish for a kickass gun
     
  19. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    The gun kicks your ass.

    I wish for a better avatar.
     
  20. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but it has limits.
    Namely that it's a gun, but must KICK! You suspect that it might use legs as ammo, but you've not found legs that work for it.

    I wish I could type I wish without first accidentally typing I iwsh first.
    Dang it, ninja'd. I liked that response too...
    Gimme a minute.
     

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