Granted, but you'll be called a Script Kiddie for the rest of your life. I wish for a reply to this message. Edit: oh shoot TheCobaltMask posted first.
Granted, the music it makes still sucks though and you have to listen to it 24/7. I wish for more 80's-inspired electronic music.
THE CAKE IS A LIE! Granted, you have a bunch of obnoxious twelve year olds applying. I want a temple full of snakes.
The temple is actually a giant stone pyramid spaceship built by Martians, and it doesn't actually function as a temple. It still has lots of snakes, but they fall from random trapdoors into your lap when you sit somewhere. I wish for robots to do chores for us
You have the power of revival, but everything you revive dies within a matter of seconds I wish John Lennon wasn't shot
Granted, your sleep is good and continuous, but you wake up after 1 year. I wish for some good omelette.