Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... THE BLAST CAP! The Blast Cap is a delicately crafted bomb with a long fuse that's been burning away for years. The fuse, made from a rare fiber produced by a now extinct plant, gets about 1 mm shorter every decade. Inside the bomb's impenetrable shell lies a deadly mixture of explosive gloop, and the ashes of Sir Chasm, the famous warrior who conquered a whole galaxy using only a single grenade. It is said that the creature wearing this bomb when it detonates will become the reincarnation of Sir Chasm himself. Of course, that's a long time from now. So for now, it's just a stylish hat. Wear with caution. Zoomed in version of the hat: Introducing... STYLES! Make your priceless relic even fancier with these amazing styles! The Visor Adviser The Magenta Marauder Feedback please! EDIT 1: fixed lighting to add swagginess. Also made strap greenish. EDIT 2: added styles "Visor Adviser" and "Magenta Marauder"
lol love this idea, also, I got really bored and wondered how long it would take for the bomb to go off Doing a lil bit of math, the bomb would explode in around 2540 years give or take
