*CLOSED*After & Score Legal Office (Divorce Proceedings and Child Services)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Afterscore, Mar 9, 2016.

  1. Afterscore

    Afterscore Weight of the Sky

    We are closed as the game has this included as a feature





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    Seems a lot of people are living their farming lives in unhappy marriages and sadly this is a common problem, sometimes there are emotional connection issues that drive two people that once loved each other dearly apart and other times you just realise you never loved them at all.

    This is where After & Score Legal Office comes in. Our dedicated and fully qualified lawyers are here to help you with every step of your divorce proceedings and, if necessary, to take care of any (unwanted) children that you don't want (to be stuck with).

    Simply leave us a message and one of our outstanding legal officers will get all the paperwork and nasty details sorted out as soon as they can. All we ask is that you leave a message outlining your marital problem:



    What is the name of your current spouse:
    What is the reason for your considering divorce:
    Do you have any children:
    Do you want to keep the children after your divorce:
    You don't have to answer the second one but it would give me a kick out of this.

    I forgot to mention the most important part. You'll need to upload your Save Game folder here too, simply Zip the folder (with both your save file and SaveGameInfo file) and attach it to your message with your request.
     
      Last edited: May 31, 2017
    • Afterscore

      Afterscore Weight of the Sky

      Here you go @Horticulture, no more pesky kids and no more pesky wife (she'll still act like you're married so just ignore her if you see her in town, you know, like you would in real life).

      Good luck with the Dank Kush Farm and even better luck with your future love endeavors.
       

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      • Horticulture

        Horticulture Space Spelunker

        Thank you so much, you're the best!
         
        • Afterscore

          Afterscore Weight of the Sky

          Noproblemfriendo
           
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          • Hail Kira

            Hail Kira Void-Bound Voyager

            Rofl :rofl: Im diing!
             
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            • oath2order

              oath2order Parsec Taste Tester

              TBH I really hope this becomes a thing


              and that he keeps your name as a part of it
               
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              • Misledz

                Misledz 2.7182818284590...

                I wanted to file for one when I knew my newly wed wife was cheating on me, but 1.50 fixed her slaggy self. So I'll hold it off , for now.
                 
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                • Marak

                  Marak Big Damn Hero

                  All these divorce threads sure make me glad I picked the canonical best waifu. ;)
                   
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                  • Iffydust

                    Iffydust Starship Captain

                    Who did you pick?
                     
                    • Marak

                      Marak Big Damn Hero

                      The one who's at the top of every page, hugging the pig.
                       
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                      • Iffydust

                        Iffydust Starship Captain

                        Yea she seems like a nice wife. Only shady about her is Seb as her potanial drogdealer but if that keep her as a calm, thats fine
                         
                        • oath2order

                          oath2order Parsec Taste Tester

                          Abigail is overrated imo
                           
                          • Afterscore

                            Afterscore Weight of the Sky

                            You come into my thread. And talk shit about my waifu. The nerve.
                             
                            • Marak

                              Marak Big Damn Hero

                              Possibly, but at least she's supportive, helpful, adorable, and doesn't get jealous easily. That's a pretty tough combo to top, although in my next playthrough I might have to try courting Leah so I have someone to compare her to. ;)
                               
                              • LostTwin

                                LostTwin Space Hobo

                                Hey I want a divorce D:
                                • What is the name of your current spouse: Abigail
                                • What is the reason for your considering divorce: She is very boring and she is not longer the woman in which i was in love
                                • Do you have any children? Nope.
                                • Do you want to keep the children after your divorce: /
                                 

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                                • Misledz

                                  Misledz 2.7182818284590...

                                  OP won't be pleased on who you wish to divorce and why haha.
                                   
                                  • Iffydust

                                    Iffydust Starship Captain

                                    I not filing for divorce just yet, but I got a question can you give children too those who want them? I dont mean give ofc I mean you have an adoptive service to?
                                     
                                    • Afterscore

                                      Afterscore Weight of the Sky

                                      Hey you got a divorce.
                                      Abigail still might use some of the "Married" dialogue when you talk to her, so just don't.

                                      I judge people, I don't judge my clients.
                                       

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                                      • moonwolf898

                                        moonwolf898 Void-Bound Voyager

                                        • What is the name of your current spouse: Alex
                                        • What is the reason for your considering divorce: Moved all his tackey gym equipment into my house. Like, green walls I can't change? Nope.
                                        • Do you have any children? Nope.
                                        • Do you want to keep the children after your divorce: N/A
                                         

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                                          Afterscore Weight of the Sky

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