Clan Infinity: Legend of the Spiked Kebab, and its search for Cheerios

butthole havels suck more

 

I am so confused about life.

 

You haven't experienced pain until you've been murdered by a man with a banana and washing pole covered in lightning while he has a butthole for a face and is literally made out of rock.

 

i guess... you died.

 

havel's is metal in DS2

 

respect to poland

 

completely unrelated, i can be a very good villain. im very villain like. Its actually not hard to watch the world burn, or to cause the fires that start it.
From personal experience, there truly is nothing like watching a blazing inferno of twisted lies and hate that you created from a simple well placed, slight white lie here and there.
Its simply amazing how easy it is to make everyones head spin right off, and run around throwing hate this way and that.

The issue is when that blazing inferno has small side effects that even burn you, be it sooner, or later.

Tis the issue i had when i was little and created an inferno. I dont make infernos often these days because of that xD Though for those i dislike greatly... >: 3 well.. There are always exceptions that prove the rule~♥

 

WHY did he get an upgrade?
also is he harder than in DS1?
Seriously if you learn to parry, Havel goes down in a few hits. (especially if you use the zweihander

 

Ohmyfuckingc'thulunevertypewabbainyoutubesearchmyeyes

 

...And suddenly opening this thread at the last page doesn't seem like such a great idea anymore.
What.

 

What are you even talking about.

You should run.

 

being a villain is hella fun which is why i love swtor

 

i have yet to see true villainy in video games.
or rather
i have yet to see people able to play true villainy.

Sure some games let you 'act' evil, such as letting you murder the towns folk, or setting their village on fire or what not.
But a true villain wouldnt do that.
A true villain would find a person who lived just near the outskirts of town, break into their home and skin their only daughter for the pure pleasure of listening to their delightful screams, then placing the skinless corpse in their bed, cleaning up the mess and hanging the skin in a spot that one wouldnt notice upon entering, but would most certainly see when leaving. Why?
Because they can. Because they feel like doing it. They know they may never see their dear fathers face when he finds out what happened to his precious little one. Never knowing that the mother collapsed from heart break and committed suicide two days later, or how that suicide added upon the brutal death of his daughter caused the now alone widower to fall into a spiral of depression, causing him to get fired from his once proud position in the corporate ladder, leaving him in an even more dismal place at the bottom, barely making it through the months on a bare minimal paycheck, and more or less ruining his life even further because he simply doesnt care any longer, possibly even leading to his very own suicide.

A villain does it because they simply can. They expect the outcome, of their actions, and if they do learn of what happens, it simply makes it oh so sweeter.

A true evil does not simply kill everyone and ransack their belongings. A true evil goes out of their way to make everyone suffer in a delightfully slow, miserable and painful death.

 

Yeah, I'm not the villain type. Even when I roleplay I usually roleplay heroes. I'm that guy who'd have fun playing a Paladin in pre-4th edition DnD (in 4th edition you can't lose your powers unless the DM implements it as a homerule). I am also pretty pacifistic and empathetic in real life. This tends to carry over in games. I like helping people in general. Plus, I'm generally blunt and honest (sometimes to a negative extent). I don't lie unless I need to; it also means that I don't do white lies with cooking or other things (though this is largely because you can't fix a problem you don't know about, I don't complain about food, just say how I think it could be improved, constructive criticism). If you hate the meatloaf; if you say you like it, they are more likely to make it again; if you say you don't like it, they will more likely make something that both you and them like next time. Yet, if I know that it will hurt a person's feelings or is something they can't change, then I will lie.

 

Not everyone can play the villain. I think its something to do with the fear of crossing bounderies, but its so hard wired that you dont even think about it, you just simply cant do it.
My father used to threaten me when i tried to play an evil character during d&d. the whole 'I'll make you play a true evil character, and you wont like it!'
needless to say, he was quite surprised when i not only did it easily, but also did far worse things than what he was trying to get me to do. We actually had to stop playing because he just couldnt stand my character xD

 

I think the hardest part of being the villain is being able to accept the fact that you might very well lose in the end. Villains are meant to be the bad guys, and though bad guys do win at times, most of the time, the villain loses. That is the biggest barrier that must be crossed should you pursue the path of a villain, but I think it is difficult to accept a loss, especially if you didn't want to go the moment you are defeated.

 

So, Milly is good at playing as villain
then Milly is truly "evil"
*joke*

 

thinking like that isnt a very sporting way. think of the the real world, villains win all the time, even though they are the bad guys.

in either case, i never had this problem, atleast in d&d anyway, which is the only place where ive barely gotten to do anything in this sort of stuff. My character sheets are permanent. If they die, ill simply use them later on in a different party. Then again, ive never been one for the story book DMs. I prefer the more down to earth approach. DM starts something up, Players respond, DM counters response.

I literally broke modules that one DM tried to run, and it was extremely frustrating for him since the entire module didnt go the way he planned it. I think we even skipped a few dungeons too xD
I think it went something like

Quest giver here tells of horrible happening.
My character asks.. 'Why should we care?' and is a mild neutral evil character.
Important Quest giver tells that the city is suffering greatly, and others are soon to follow, and begins reciting important information for said quest.
My character cuts them off with 'so... that means youre weak right? -stab-' ill take your stuff now.
DM flips table. "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?!"
Improvise?

 

From the way you are describing it, it sounds more like a dark protagonist, and less like a villain. I think a good villain knows when their time is up, and would go down in a torrent of disgraceful poetic justice as the protagonists brings them down. There's no justice for the bad guys; they may do good things, and be good to others, but when the bell tolls for them, all bets are off, as they exit stage right. Sure, you can be bad, but I think it's amazing to have the courage to say that "I know it's unfair to me, I might actually be doing the good things that the protagonist will do later on, and will never get credited for it, but I was told to die, I shall comply.'

 

Then you haven't seen me play as a true villain.

My only weakness is I'm nice to animals.