Chucklefish release January, 2012! Behind the conspiracy.

....that is Fanfiction, right?
If it's fanfiction, then great job! I LOL'ed. But you have awful drawing skills....
If it's not Fanfiction, then i'm highly worried....

 

Indeed I am a professor of everythingsotology.

 

Of course he has awful drawing skills, he's a seahorse, which if you did not know they don't have arms, just a curly tail.

 

Some people just don't understand.

 

Seahorse, you have all support of the Redstone Legacy. We have best technicians and builders ever. I ordered the builders to build you a secret base, and the technicians to build turrets and minions, to protect you.

Also, I made lot of research. Tiy was a human that died at 2789 d.C, after finishing his time-machine. He had a helper, his right hand. His helper used the time-machine, and travelled to "dinossaur time", took a T-Rex body, and implanted Tiy brain in the T-Rex. That's all I have for now.

 

This is good news, but remember, Keirndmo would silence anyone who tries to crack this case... I have a team of inter-dimensional travelers who cannot be bested in battle. I will gladly send The Mighty Gilgamesh to defend you if necessary. (edit) Gilgamesh just came back after some dimensional travel via Void with a few more warriors and useful items, which include but are not limited to: A DNA extract from Monkey D. Luffy, a Metroid egg, Kakashi Hatake, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, Kirby, Kumatora, and, of course, me, who has just undergone some pretty intense training with Jecht and will put Luffy's DNA to good use.

 

I'm a cyborg, my body is a shield! Also, I'm personally making super turrets, and super minions.
We have already 1036 turrets and 17890 minions, that are being sent to Seahorse's Secret Base. Use it the way you want.

Also: There's 236 different timelines, that means Tiy and his gang traveled 235 times, when 1 is the starter timeline, we are in the timeline 228.

Good look, and take care.

 

Alright, I see that I do not need to send anyone to protect you. I will, however, send someone to help your minions with Seahorse, just in case. Bo-bo-bo seems to be the one who wanted to go. Dispatched.

 

Am I the ONLY one who is super glad this thread is revived?

 

Nope.

 

Ha redstone?
That is old technology.
None shall stop us!
You will never find us.
And we know you love cookies seahorse.
I just hope you tested them before you ate them but we know you didn't.
Have fun with a slow and painful death seahorse!

 

Gilgamesh can find anyone, be ready for the man of the void to appear outta nowhere and proceed to open a can of kickass.

 

I have the real redstone. I can use it 3 times in maximum power, that mean, I can make Chucklefish stop existing, and restore the timeline quantity and quality. My minions and turrets are steam moved, also, some minions ARE the steam. Be careful when, how and what you breath.
Old doesn't mean bad, Mnhh-buhahahahaha-TE-HAE!

 

See I knew someone from the chucklefish gang would try to lace my food with vanilla frosting. Which is like a poison to us. But I got vaccinated for that stuff months ago. Day by day, our secret sphere task force grows in numbers. It's only a matter of time 'till you are all brought to justice.

Thanks for the reinforcements. The Secret Sphere Task Force Headquarters will be safe for the time being. Also that is an amazing discovery about "Tiyrannosaurus Rex". I was wondering how he was capable of achieving such intelligence.

 

*sigh* It's too bad that Chucklefish actually made the vaccines themselves. Thus, it's actually poison! It only takes affect when you're sick/poisoned by other sources.
You really need a non-Chucklefish'd doctor.

 

Damn it! Knew I should have gone to somebody else. I thought it was a bit strange when he demanded to put a tracking device on me so he could "keep an eye on me in case something went wrong". Needless to say I carved that device right out from under my skin and attached it to some homeless guy I found on the street.

 

Come back in a few thousand years.
Maybe then I shall believe you.
Wait. I said that a few thousand years ago.
Here is my research.
I have decoded a message stating he will not release Starbound in January,
but in 1970's, the dawn of the video game era.
He intends to sell the Current Mac and Windows as well.
This is to cash in on all the money he will get for future hardware for that time.
He will then travel back to 2012, where because of the changes Tiy made to history,
The world will have Mechs, Starships, and Robots.
He will take a few back to the 1970's and use it to take over the world.

 

After weeks of fierce interrogation with my neighbor, a former army officer for NATO, i managed to find out that he oversaw a transport of 100,000 pounds of the secret radioactive element Feynium from Russia to an undisclosed location in england (Feynium can be located in the periodic table as element Ununseptium, a clever disguise). This element has some "special properties" according to chemists. The Feynium must have gone to Chucklefishs headquarters to build their time machine!

In addition to the Feynium, the also transported 3 tons of snacks to england as well. Which could only mean one thing: the snacks must be chucklefishs weakness! All we have to do is extract those snacks, so chucklefish will be too hungry to create the time machine!

 

BRILLIANT!
This is our only chance to save history, Soldiers! LETS GET TO IT!
Our Satellites have detected three possible locations of the Secret Chucklefish base, We will split up into three teams.
You all have 20 minutes to prepare.
You are dismissed, soldiers!