Chucklefish release January, 2012! Behind the conspiracy.

Of course! Now it's all starting to make sense! How could I be so blind not to see it.

 

How did I miss that?!
The truth must be told! THE PROPHECY IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD!!!

 

Wow, thread necro much? Old thread is OLLLLLLLLLLLLD

 

No you fool, that's what the devs want us to do!
See the fin in the front? That's a spike!
When we try to go fast the bike will brake and we'll bump our heads full force into the spike!

Chucklefish have made the perfect plan, we can't reach them with these methods.
But Tiy has a weakness only I know...

He cannot help but point flashlights downward. If only we can get him to hold one for long enough, it might buy us precious time for our assault!

 

There are quite a few thread necromancers in this community.

On topic: All of my what...

 

This would make sense to anyone who had read "the time machine" by H.G. Wells.

Here is some more explination on time for anyone confused on the concept

Time is a demension in which is like a straight line
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Instead of our bodies moving with it like the other 3 dementions our Conciousness moves along it in a relitivly constant motion. rarley ever effected by outside forces one single person has a very VERY minute possability of time travel.
This also explains some things that we tend to notice
The phrase time flies when your having fun is a noticable one. that is explained by when your having fun your brain releases a endoplasmetic energy in witch it makes your conciousness move faster along the line, making time to seem to go faster. Adversly when your standing in line or waiting for something It releases a Antiendoplasmetic energy which slows your conciousness along it, making it seem like forever.
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All though it is possible to stop time or even move backwards during times of extreme Boredom it is very unlikely. only people who have ever experienced this were where large groups of people were extreamly bored at the same time, some of which were certain people who were dragged to a Justin Bieber concert they had not wanted to go to in the first place. None of which were reported because of Chucklefish's efforts to hide any evidence of their plan. If you happen to actually go back in time like this you would not realize it and just experience an extreame moment of deja vu experience an extreame moment of deja vu
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The trick to their time machine is they have to find a way to keep their conciousness from moving with the rest of the world (I.E, the time preserver) And then when they have full control of the 4th dementions they use their minds to move them in the past. they don't need a "time machine" they just need to gain superhuman control over their own conciousness thus causing them to be able to manipulate time (sortof) the problem though is getting all of their minds syncronized so they don't end up scattering across time. (ending up at different times).
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That is so crazy that it actually makes sense .

 

This is getting too serious. We have to take military action! I'm going to call NATO's emergency hotline.

 

Space sphere has been terminated.
We are coming for you seahorse.
You will not escape chucklefish.

 

all of my wat.

 

Wha-NO! IT CANNOT BE!!!

Chucklefish is using their thralls to do the dirty work, the cowards!

 

The NATO hotline has put me on hold for the past six hours now. Hopefully I can talk to one of their leaders within the next three weeks, so we can avenge Space Sphere's apparent death.

 

You will all share the same fate as Space Sphere.
And Chucklefish is not a coward.
Tiy-rex made sure that space sphere was gotten rid of.

 

Ive been avoiding termination from chucklefish for this long, I think I can survive a few more months and expose them all for who they are.

Blue has actually dug up some more information about my past, in which I did not remember. Originally I thought that I was captured by a 5 year old kid at birth... But things happened before that. I was their dirty experiment. It actually makes sense how I can communicate and perform tasks like a human can.

I was intended to be one of them. I am a genetically enhanced seahorse and experimented on constantly to be apart of their master plan.

The only thing that doesn't add up, how did I escape? And why don't I remember any of this? One theory I have is that maybe somebody at chucklefish felt sorry for me, they wiped my memory of everything that happened so I could live a normal life and released me back into the ocean.

But as you can see, I was dragged back in to all this chaos, it was meant to be. But this time on the side of the people. I am going to expose these evil maniacs even if it kills me!

 

After being put on hold by NATO for about 7 hours, a computerized voice asked me to enter a series of numbers into my phone: 312521. It must be some kind of code.

Anywho, after entering the code I was transferred to some guy's office, where I had to wait for him to end a call with this thing called "Syria". What a bunch of crap that is.

After another hour, I finally got hold of the guy, named Anders Rasmussen, where we had a very brief conversation, where I told him the situation, but he would have nothing of it. He eventually hung up on me, saying he needed to speak with a person named "T-R". At this point we can only speculate about what that could mean. But it only leads to the terrifying truth that NATO is in on the conspiracy with Chucklefish! I will try to dig up more information, as my neighbor is a former member of this so called 'Treaty Organization', but was court marshaled last year.

 

PSNAforce, this is an amazing discovery. After reading about your conversation with Mr. Rassmussen, it's quite obvious what T-R stands for. For him to refuse to look into the problem which is chucklefish can mean 1 of 2 things. Either A. They are working with them like you said, or B. Chucklefish are a much bigger threat than we originally believed and that even NATO themselves are afraid to intervene with this superpower.

Keep up the good work PNSAforce, your valiant efforts will be remembered when we take chucklefish down.

 

But if you take Chucklefish down who will create Starbound?
We will find you if you attempt to stop our creation!
We will nuke every last inch of this planet to find you!

 

Don't take chucklefish down till we have starbound. Please and thank you.

 

I promise you, when I take them down. I will steal the game from their headquarters and release it to you all.

 

Tiy is a T-Rex? Tiy can program???




And where the heck am I?