Chucklefish release January, 2012! Behind the conspiracy.

This.

 

What is this, i dont even...

 

This thread makes sense by not making any sense at all. Reminds me of a couple mangas I read...​

 

It is quite obvious that the game is already completed in its entirety
they are just trolling us by hyping it and holding it off for months
it is so obvious why doesnt everyone believe what I say automatically

 

My brain hurts...
I have to confiscate this info.Thread will be destroyed in 3 2 1...

 

I'm gonna say he's right, just because that options up there.

 

... ... ... so did the time preserver die?

 

The time preserver will be working exactly as intended. I actually don't believe it has been created yet to be honest. But I do think that they have discovered the formula of time travel. Which means their plan is definitely in motion.

 

We are coming to arrest you.

 

Thank you for this essential info, Mr. Seahorse. Your father would be proud to have given birth to you.

 

I need a tin foil hat now...

 

Good luck getting past my traps.
I'll be waiting.

 

wait... what

 

0% of this made sense...

 

Objection!

Here's what I believe REALLY happened:

You came up with the perfect plan, to wait until the Devs release Starbound, then take the game, and bring it back in time to January.
You would sell it yourself, and steal all the profit.

Everything was going well, until one day.

That thread showed up. You couldn't shake your paranoia, you had to diminish any doubt that people could know of your plan.

So you show up here, laying out your whole plan (With minor additions to pin the crime on Chucklefish) in the most insane manner possible.

Now, you can be certain that anyone even bringing up the possibility of your plan existing will be brushed off and called as 'insane' as you.
Well, COULD be certain.

But I've seen through your clever plan! And I comend it.
But I guess you forgot to account for a conspiracy theorist such as myself.


(Fighting crazy with more logical crazy is fun)

 

wat.

 

This is obviously one of those sleeper agents I was telling you all about (possibly even Kyren herself). With the only aim to spread lies and deceit and try to cover up what's really going on!

Stay on the ball, truthseekers!

 

Oh sweet! Now I have the perfect current events article for tech class!!!

 

That's a really good idea, mate. It helps you and me both. It's a great topic for you because it's an event that effects everybody in the world... It also helps me by spreading the word, about what is really happening behind closed doors.

I would gladly dig up anymore information for the sake of this article, or even give you more information about myself.