Cane or crowbar? What on earth is this?

What IS this thing?

 

That, my good friend is a Canebar(tm), it comes in 20 different flavors from chocolate decadence to midnight coffee.

 

Doesn't look like a crowbar to me.. and trust me, I have some experience with crowbars..

I'm going with a cane on this one..
Perhaps a cane with magical attributes.. A tribute to Zelda maybe? Like the Cane of Somaria, that created temporary use blocks?

 

There isn't going to be magic in this game. Not really. It just looks like a melee weapon in the shape of a cane.

 

Maybe it's used to pull bad performers off-screen.

 

Who says the cane has to have magical properties?

Maybe it's just a cane. Y'know, for old people to use.



... yeah, like that.

 

Considering all the musical instruments, I would have to assume its some kind of dancing/tap-dancing cane.

 

What are you guys going on about? That's clearly a flamingo head.

 

Also, she has 1000 bacon strips in the first slot. That backpack must be really spacious. She also has 2 yellow beetle faces, 3 bottles of some unknown drink, and a portable rift in time and space. Oh, and she wears a Space Mercenary armor.

 

This is what I saw when I looked at it, but I'm pretty sure this isn't it.


A crook of Avian antiquity?

 

Suddenly thinking of people spontaneously starting a dance routine with the cane/crowbar device. I would say a crowbar but really don't know what with others thoughts on it. Forever a mystery...

 

Candy cane for sure.

 

Never heard of a wooden crowbar so im gonna say Cane.

 

This is a real actual thing and all of us get to live on the planet where this exists. You are ALL welcome.

 

A poking stick for creatures, so your hand doesn't get bitten off

 

The backpack is bigger on the inside.

 

It would be cool if there was a cane that made temporary blocks. It doesn't need to be magical at all, it just uses energy to generate an electrostatic field to gather dust from the environment into an unstable cube that crumbles apart after a few seconds. It would be a lot more interesting that being a glorified club, anyway.

 

I had some doubt whether or not I should trust you, but then I saw your avatar so, yeah, you must be right, doc!

 

Sir, as a gentleman, I must disagree with you. My "Gentleman's Hammer" has served me through many a tough battle, and I shan't have you insult it as such.