Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I have much too much fun impersonating dead people.

    Do me a favour and pour me another drink!
     
  2. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I drank it all. I have a problem.

    Do me a favour and help me with my drinking problem.
     
  3. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but you're so funny when you're drunk.

    Do me a favour and join me at the pub.
     
  4. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but drinking anymore would give me alcohol poisoning

    Do me a favour and help me get out of my writer's block.
     
  5. Inf_Wolf14

    Inf_Wolf14 Parsec Taste Tester

    Well, I would, but I'm afraid I'm only authorized to handle spherical writer's objects.

    Do me a favor and fix my glasses.
     
  6. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would but mine are broken as well.

    Do me a favour and fill my bank account.
     
  7. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I would, but there's honestly not much you can do in a straight jacket.

    Do me a favor darling and fetch me the TV remote?
     
  8. Inf_Wolf14

    Inf_Wolf14 Parsec Taste Tester

    I would, but as the song 'Handlebars' tells you:
    "I can take apart the remote control, and I can almost put it back together."

    Do me a solid, and solve my procrastination.
     
  9. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I doubt whipping people is legal where you live.

    Do me a favour and make me a pizza.
     
  10. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I have no idea where pizza lives or how to kill it and properly prepare it.

    Do me a favour and rewind time so I can get the package I missed.
     
  11. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but the last time I rewinded time Hitler got to power.

    Do me a favour and help me figure out what eye colour I have.
     
  12. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would, but I'm scared I'll burn myself trying to.

    Do me a favour and help me eradicate dogs
     
  13. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I'm so afraid of dogs I freeze up and panic whenever they're around.

    Do me a favour and show me the true meaning of Christmas.
     
  14. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but the true meaning of Christmas has been lost for millennia and I'm not creative enough to come up with a believable lie to tell you.

    Do me a favour and be my boyfriend.
     
  15. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would, but I'm *hand flop* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    Do me a favour and go on an adventure with me
     
  16. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I took an arrow to the knee.

    Do me a favour and give me more strawberry milk!
     
  17. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I drank it all

    Do me a favour and admit plain milk is gross
     
  18. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but the last time I tried to admit anything I ended up confessing undying love for popcorn shrimps.

    Do me a favour and go to the store for me so I don't have to.
     
  19. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but they don't allow animals in

    Do me a favour and give me some inspiration
     
  20. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I'm totally uninspired today.

    Do me a favour and feed me.
     

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