Can you do me a favour?

I would, but I made them hurt.
Could you do me a favor and meq

 

I wish i could, but it's post #421 and im high asf from looking at the last post
Someone do me a favour and taste the rainbows

 

Sorry, doctor told me to stay out of refracted sunlight for a few days.

Someone do me a favor and fix my hoverbike?

 

Uh, sorry to break it to ya, but that's just a regular bike.

Do me a favor and fix my keyboard.

 

'grabs a sledgehammer' Okay, step aside and leave it to professional...

Do me a favour and give me some waffle with whipped cream.

 

I would, but that's not how the favour works.

Do me a favor and make me stop liking robocraft.

 

Sir, you have brain cancer
Do me a favour and make my Download speed faster

 

I would, but I dont know where you live

Do me a favor and necro this thread.

 

It has to be dead for me to do my work.
Do me a favour and necromance the Starbound Side Stories mod

 

I would, but I don't want to inflict you an heartattack.

Do me a favour and make me pretty.

 

I would, but my definition of prettyness isn't yours

Do me a favour and make me an island

 

I would, but I failed my highschool geography class.
Or do you want me to make YOU an island? Is that what you meant?
*flips through tome of eldritch lore*
...I could manage that, but that would require soil from your homeland, 125 solarium stars, and a live chicken.

Do me a flavor, and buy me a Subway footlong. Italian, roasted chicken, no tomatoes, honey mustard. Thanks.

 

I would, but I lack a sun core

Do me a favour and make a shark mech

 

I would, but I only have lizard mech parts.

Do me a favour and please stop Zarok.

 

I would but I have no idea who he is

Do me a favour and give me your soul

 

I would. Now get in the line.



Do me a flavor and adopt a cat today.

 

I would but the implications of a cat adopting another cat would be awkward to deal with, so no

Do me a favour and give me some sugar