Can you do me a favour?

I would but I'm not wearing pants and it's raining outside.

Do me a favour and try this ciabatta sandwich I made.

 

I would but I don't want to throw up
Do me a favor and buy me an ugly chihuahua

 

I would, but the dog shops (is that the correct word?) in my city only have ugly labradors and pitbulls.

Do me a favor and motivate me.

 

I would but I have nothing to motivate from you.
Do me a favor and buy me an espresso.

 

I would, but trust me, you don't want that gas station espresso from here. I still don't know whether or not they put old motor oil in there, it certainly tastes the part.

Do me a favour and establish a lunar colony.

 

I would but the colonists keep exploding on launch, more research required on cannons as a form of transport.

Do me a favour and watch my house while I'm away.

 

I would, but Australia is so damn large I can't find it. Also, there's a spider on my binoculars.

Do me a favour and buy me new shoes.

 

I would but I have no idea how those human things work.
Do me a favour and buy me a shirt.

 

I would, but I don't know your size.

Do me a favour and be my source of inspiration.

 

I would, but I only have sauce of inspiration.

Do me a favor and do me give me spaghetti.

 

I would, but I'm making goulash today.

Do me a favor and gimme the fishy.

 

I would but you've been a very bad cat.

Do ne a favour and fetch my fish. The last suply got stolen.

 

I would, but I won't explain the reasons until after I talked to my lawyer.

Do me a favour and remove that oily taste from the coffee my new coffee machine adds.

 

I would, but all coffee machines from car repair shops adds some oil flavour.

Do me a favour and remove ads from internet.

 

I would, but im already ip banned from everything , so i cannot haxor you

somebody do me a favor and do us a flavor.

 

I would, but I only know garlic and banana as flavors.

Do me a favor and get me a new box to sit in, preferably cardboard.

 

I would, but I'm too poor to buy boxes.

Do me a favor and get me some more music to listen to? Either metal or edm.

 

I would but I'm currently listening to my bluegrass playlist (that's actually the truth, but give me a couple minutes and I'll fulfill your wish)

Do me a favor and teach me how to clean 1911, this is hard.

 

I would, but I have no hands
Could someone do me a flavor and ninja me.

 

I would, but I'm not extraordinarily stealthy.

Do me a favor and make the rain stop, I need to go out sooner or later.