Can you do me a favour?

I would but I would but

Do me a favour and come over to my place

 

I would but I'm too old for that trick.

Do me a favour and teach me Kenpo-Karate.

 

I would but then you'd be too much of a weeb

do me a favour and wild out

 

I would, but... you don't really want that, trust me on that one.

Do me a favour and be my butler for a year.

 

I would, but I'm not British.

Do me a favor, and not do me a favor.

 

Granted, I will not do you the favour of correcting your grammar here.

Do me a favour and make that creepy fog outside go away.

 

I would but then you'd see him.

Do me a favour and go away

 

Done. I went to the left, and that is a way.

Do me a favor and see him

 

I would but I don't wanna go insane

Do me a favour and see her

 

Her?! Sorry...No can do...ex trouble and all....

Go see...them

 

*Opens the door and looks inside, then quickly slams the door shut* Uh, nope. Nope nope nope.

Do me a favour and DON'T LET THAT DOOR OPEN AGAIN.

 

How about I do you a favor and....* opens door*


CALL THE NAVY! ANYONE PLEASE! I REGRET OPENING THIS DOOR! CALL THE NAVY!

 

Sorry, phone battery died.

Do me a favour and explain to me the unfathomable madness that is the mad God, sultan of demons Azathoth.

 

I would, but I like my sanity.

Do me a favor and make me a burrito.

 

I would, but I'm not very experienced with hispanic cuisine.

Do me a favour and restore the Holy Roman Empire.

 

I would but I'm Persian

Do me a favour and kill the Spartans

 

I would, but I am writing this while falling down a well.

Do me a favour and fix me.

 

I would but I don't wanna cut off anyone's... uh... "jewels".

NP is grossing me out

 

That's, uh, an interesting favor you've got there. Sorry, I'm... Busy?

Do me a favor and pass the salt.

 

((FUCK. Wrong forum game))

I would but the election is producing enough

Do me a favour and help me stop making political jokes