Can you do me a favour?

I would, but I can only get rid of almond milk. Eh, close enough.

Do me a favor and spam kappa.

 

I would, but the spam filters are breathing down my neck already.

Do me a favour and do something about my back pain.

 

I would, but I spent all my money on a life-size Darth-Vader marble statue. Totally worth it tho.

Do me a favour and motivate me to do things.

 

Eh I would but I'm just not feeling it

Do me a favour and help me feel it

 

I would, but this forum is PG13.

Do me a favour and open this can for me.

 

I would but it's not a can of tuna, so no.

Do me a favour and give me your soul

 

I would but what you offer is worth 2.50$ at most.

Do me a favour and make me drink less coffee.

 

I would but it would involve a lot of stitches.

Do me a favour and make me more witty, after all, I do want to perfect my practice of wit craft.

 

I would, but that pun just stabbed my sense of humour in the throat.

Do me a favour and help me forget.

 

I would but then you'd furget me!

Do me a favour and laugh at my jokes

 

I would, but I'm a broken wreck whose laughter died a while ago.

Do me a favour and clean my sink.

 

I would, but I'm a broken wreck whose laughter died a while ago.

Do me a favor and stop me from plagiarizing random relevant text.

 

I would, but I'm not GuttenPlag.

Do me a favour and watch this horror movie with me.

 

I would, but I'm a socially awkward, introverted, high-schooler, who doesn't like submitting to others movie choices.

Do me a favor and research 'Keepo' and 'Baka'.

 

No I won't because that would be baka.

Do me a favour and make Ren use more creativenes for his posts.

 

I would, but I'm more of a destructive person.

Do me a favour and get me a sampo, I'm broke.

 

I would but your favours are finnished

Do me a favour and get me a cloud

 

I tried but I inhaled that cloud

do me a favor and explain how this place can be kid-friendly with titles like your "Spread your legs!"

 

I would, but I don't want to get banned.

Do me a favor and do me a favor.