Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    Player 2 is asked by player 1 to do a favour. Player 2 doesn't want to and comes up with an excuse as to why they can't do the favour. Player 2 then asks for a favour. The goal is to come up with creative and hilarious excuses to not do a favour.

    Exmaple:

    Player 1: "Do me a favour and wash my car"
    Player 2: "I can't because both my hands were broken in that terrible snooker accident. Someone do me a favour and walk my dog."

    Okay let's start!

    Do me a favour and cook for me.
     
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  2. Camodude10

    Camodude10 Aquatic Astronaut

    I can't because I'm Edward Scissorhands. Someone do me a favor and wash my car.
     
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  3. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but all my cleaning supplies were confiscated when the police raided because they thought I had an illegal juggling ring set up.

    Do me a favour and buy me a new coat.
     
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  4. Camodude10

    Camodude10 Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but I'm in jail for shoplifting all the coats at the store.

    Do me a favour and watch my dog.
     
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  5. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but someone set my dog-watching gear on fire.

    Do me a favour and do the groceries for me.
     
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  6. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but my vehicle was taken from me by a group of dik-diks. I tried to get it back but they drove it off a bridge and now it's lost in the ocean.

    Do me a favour and get me some cold medicine.
     
  7. Charlatan

    Charlatan Parsec Taste Tester

    I tried but no store had medicine in their fridges.

    Do me a favor and get me some plutonium.
     
  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I'd like to, but I already got the CIA breathing down my neck for the thing, you know.

    Do me a favour and pour me a beer.
     
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  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan Parsec Taste Tester

    Every single beer I poured was too hard to resist. I am now locked up in a research center figuring how a person can survive a blood-alcohol level above 8 per mille.

    Do me a favour and dispose of the 46 empty tankards I drank.
     
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  10. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I'm drunk.

    Do me a favor and drive me home.
     
  11. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I was blinded during a secret test flight of an advanced spacecraft.

    Do me a favour and help me stay awake tonight.
     
  12. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I really don't know you long enough for my methods.

    Do me a favor and help me win the 2020 United States presidential election.
     
  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan Parsec Taste Tester

    I would but I can't decide between Giant-Douche and Turd-Sandwich

    Do me a favor and help me decide.


    (sorry if the reference is unknown:p)
     
  14. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I'm undecided how to help you decide, sorry.

    Do me a favor and cook me dinner.
     
  15. HueHuey

    HueHuey Parsec Taste Tester

    I would but i only know how to make underkooced pasta

    Do me a favor and teach me philosophy
     
  16. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but what is philosophy? Can the feeble human mind even properly define it's greatest feat?

    Do me a favor and give me a hug.
     
  17. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but both my arms were broken in that terrible snooker accident.

    Do me a favour and feed me.
     
  18. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but last time you bit all my fingers off.

    Do me a favor and find my fishing rod.
     
  19. Arra

    Arra The End of Time

    I did, but it caught a disease.


    Someone do me a favor and give me an orange.
     
  20. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Granted, but it's annoying.

    Do me a favor and pass me the ketchup.
     
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