C.A.T - Captured Animal Traders

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by DiscontentWithTheSystem, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. DiscontentWithTheSystem

    DiscontentWithTheSystem Big Damn Hero

    Welcome! We here at C.A.T -- that's Captured Animal Traders for the uninformed -- specialise in bringing you only the finest in captured (you guessed it) animals!

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    First off, there's some things you should know about C.A.T:
    1. The customer always comes first. Unless that customer is an animal.
    2. Upon entering a C.A.T store, C.A.T employees reserve the right to capture (and possibly even sell!) any customers or pets. But only if you look mean.
    3. C.A.T employees may determine how mean you look at any time.
    4. C.A.T does NOT condone or conduct any trade of illicit and/or dangerous creatures. *glances at back room*
    5. Free delivery on any purchase greater than 1000 credits!
    6. We're super duper ethical! We even provide shelter for endangered species! *clears throat*
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    Our stock includes kittens, dogs, turtles, herbivorous dinosaurs (BOGOF for a limited time only!), and just about any other non-aggressive, non-poisonous creature you could possibly want! Absolutely no dangerous animals whatsoever! ;)
     
  2. Chann

    Chann Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Krytex Corp would like to request a tour in your... back room locations.
     
  3. DiscontentWithTheSystem

    DiscontentWithTheSystem Big Damn Hero

    What back room? I can give you a tour of our show floor, if you wish.
     

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