Byte-Sized Sketches: A Starbound Art-Log

Just don't venture near the Alley after January 31st and you should be... safer.

 

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I don't go near there to begin with anyways. Sorry about burning your hand! Try putting some butter on it, it helps

 

*Suddenly, a stick of butter is thrown at you.*

 

Which recent events?
... Oooh, you mean Crossfang's experiment

 

*instinctively throws firball at it, splashing molten butter all over me*

 

*Moves away from the man covered in melted butter*

I wish I could have been there when all the action was happening, it sounded like it was fun

 

Fun? Maybe. Confusing? Extremely.

 

*boils butter off*
This residue will be on me for days..... Fuck

 

GG Alley *giggles madly* One buttered Onion, coming up!

 

Seeya. Ima go take a shower to get this butter off

 

*laughs* HA, I guess he is a buttered onion now
It's a good thing I didn't get any butter on me, or you would be able to call me butter paws

 

I laughed so hard.

 

*exits shower*
*is steaming with rage and boiling water*.

Call me onion again and ill burn the other hand!

 

You shouldn't threaten people Onion.

 

*grabs zaya's paw*
Only threaten when you plan to make good on it
*sets hand on fire*

 

Aaahhh! Now I am firpaw too! Despite the excruciating pain, this is kind of hilarious! NGAHHH!!

 

@Miss Alkane , If I give you a request - would you could draw it?
I mean if I have a request - do you would do it?

 

*douses Zaya's paw with water*
There can be only one

 

Onion.

I might do it. It depends on the request.

 

*walks up to burn hand* (i have no idea of the oc perspective you are using half the time)