Bow down before me, Fellow mortals!

Thanks dude.
Hey.

 

Welcome to the Starbound community Sneech!I bow to thee,sir.

 

That's right, I don't really like salad.

 

Aye, as promised my bow in return.
*Bows*
A pleasure to meet you!

 

welcome ot the forums good sir

 

Could I eat you please?

 

Well that entirely depends on your definition of the verb eat in the context of which you are suggesting. If you could provide me with a thorough definition of the word as well as potential benefits of this action to yourself and everyone as a whole, I will consider your request.

 

1
: to take in through the mouth as food : ingest, chew, and swallow in turn
2
a : to destroy, consume, or waste by or as if by eating <expenses ate up the profits> <gadgets that eat up too much space>
b : to bear the expense of : take a loss on <the team was forced to eat the rest of his contract>
3
a : to consume gradually : corrode <cars eaten away by rust>
b : to consume with vexation : bother <what's eating you now>
4
: to enjoy eagerly or avidly : lap —used with up <it was an amazing performance and the crowd ate it up>
5
usually vulgar : to perform fellatio or cunnilingus on —often used with out
intransitive verb
1
: to take food or a meal
2
: to affect something by gradual destruction or consumption —usually used with into, away, or at <the loss was really eating at her> <the controversy ate into his support>
— eat·er noun
— eat alive
: to defeat, conquer, or overwhelm completely : crush <was eaten alive by the competition>
— eat one out of house and home
: to consume more than one can easily provide or afford
— eat one's heart out
1
: to grieve bitterly
2
: to be jealous
— eat one's words
: to retract what one has said
— eat out of one's hand
: to accept the domination of another
— eat someone's lunch
: to deprive of profit, dominance, or success
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Examples of EAT
You'll feel better if you eat something.
I ate a big breakfast so I'm not very hungry.
They like to eat at home.
Origin of EAT
Middle English eten, from Old English etan; akin to Old High German ezzan to eat, Latin edere, Greek edmenai
First Known Use: before 12th century

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I would like to eat you because I like to eat humans, they are tasty. I would be happy to eat you. Whole society will be happy, because I wouldnt have to eat someone else. That is my sacred apex way. Howgh.

 

Ah, its nice to see my culinary tastes are shared with the primate species. Or at least what must be a most upstanding individual of it. My hat is off to you, good sir... and I offer a bottle of Bayou Creole Spiced Barbecue Sauce to enjoy your meal with.

 

Oh oh oh! Well most of my brothers surely dont like human meat... But its just a prejudice we have yet to overcome....

 

Excuse me good sir, but I believe that you have misconstrued something. Neither am I mortal nor am I "your fellow." Other than that may I extend the arm/tentacle/pseudopod/TENDRIL OF EVERLASTING DARKNESS of friendship to you.

 

Baloun,
I see you have replied to my request by providing me with every possible meaning of the word. Therefore I'm going to take the liberty to choose one of those meanings and apply it to your original request.

Well now! I don't usually provided services of... enjoyment. However since you seem extremely eager I guess I can give one exception. My schedule has been a tad busy recently but I may be able to pencil you in next Thursday at 4 prior to my TED talk on advanced parallel universe transportation systems.

RexMori,
The greeting was only intended for other beings of mortality, such as myself, thus "fellow mortals" for the specific reason that beings of immortality have an altered concept of time since they are everlasting and cannot understand the boundaries of which we live our short lives comparatively. However I do accept your extended appendage with my not so everlasting hand and accept your friendship humbly.

 

Ahh, another traveler on the rift of time. Welcome.

 

And I agree! Choose!

 

Welcome to our family,if that is how i can call it