Bow down before me, Fellow mortals!

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Sneech, Jan 9, 2013.

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Do thou bow?

  1. Of course!

    28.1%
  2. No way!

    50.0%
  3. I don't understand the question, and wont respond to it.

    21.9%
  1. Sneech

    Sneech Void-Bound Voyager

    And then I shall bow down before you, as we may be of different bodies, but we are all constrained by the same twisted fate.

    Curses to the cage of time that we reside, for it forever is trying to our souls of never ending passion, but as equals that bow down and have been bowed down to, we shall prevail this treacherous tomb...

    and then shall we only be Bound by the Stars!
     
  2. Kab

    Kab Space Spelunker

    My brain, it hurts :lolwut:

    But welcome!

    P.s. Id bow down, but I broke it shooting an adventurer through the knee you see..
     
  3. THAT'S DEEP.

    Hey and welcome and all that. :) Make yourself at home.
     
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  4. Sneech

    Sneech Void-Bound Voyager

  5. Trajinus

    Trajinus Orbital Explorer

    I would have welcomed you earlier but I had to give that some time to set in...mind-blowing stuff. Welcome, and good to meet you!
     
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  6. Warlay

    Warlay Space, The Final Frontier

    Not bowing. Senses indicate tomfoolery afoot. Proceeding to engage.

    Sir Sneech the Mop, please do not use tomfoolery and twisted words to make a robot such as myself bow down before thou.
     
  7. LoftyAnchor

    LoftyAnchor Pangalactic Porcupine

    I shall only bow down to the leader of the ninjas who once spied on the hilltop castle with the blood-stained history.

    ..also, welcome to Starbownd.
     
  8. Sneech

    Sneech Void-Bound Voyager

    The goodness of our meeting is completely mutual dear Trajinus. I am very fond of your capacity to show your awareness of our common enemy, Time, and use its boundaries to your advantage of understanding. I shall not forget this day.

    Sir Warlay the lucky number 1101, I do sincerely apologize for not foreseeing the communication barrier between us. I shall now give you a simple command in your native tongue:
    0100001001101111011101110010000001100100011011110111011101101110001000000101011101100001011100100110110001100001011110010000110100001010.
    My old friend LoftyAnchor, your old tales of woe have somehow sparked a memory deep within my astral subconscious. There is a hazy recollection of a Time when there were those who addressed me by the name of Garo.
    Alas our common enemy knows very well that it is super effective against our memories and that title has been lost for generations, and as such there are those who know me now only as Sneech.
    Sneech the Whimsical
    Sneech the Willing
    Sneech the Wise
     
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  9. SpiritWhiskers

    SpiritWhiskers Subatomic Cosmonaut

    My brain does not compute.
     
  10. Warlay

    Warlay Space, The Final Frontier

    ORDER RECIEVED. ORDER PENDING. . . REJECTED. MESSAGE INITIATE: I only take commands by those I respect. AKA, me.
     
  11. Shard

    Shard Intergalactic Tourist

    Look kid, I'm not bowing down to you. I just want to say 'Welcom - *gets slapped in the face*
     
  12. Sneech

    Sneech Void-Bound Voyager

    You are yourself Shard, and I respect your decision. Thank you for the welcome!
     
  13. Kistaria Prime

    Kistaria Prime Cosmic Narwhal

    Welcome to Starbound, fellow traveler.. now do you prefer to be basted in white wine or would a honey mustard barbecue sauce be more your flavour? I'm starving and well... I always love Fresh Meat.~<3
     
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  14. Shard

    Shard Intergalactic Tourist

    I had them same concerning questions about you. I wouldn't mind for some Kistaria Prime on my dinner plate.
     
  15. Knavery

    Knavery Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I shall not bow, as I am not very flexible and it may put me in discomfort. Will kneeling do? Maybe squatting, or crouching... Welcome though!
     
  16. Shard

    Shard Intergalactic Tourist

    Awarding a cookie is another option.
     
  17. Knavery

    Knavery Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I do have a ton of cookies left over from the holidays. Bacon chocolate chip cookies, sugar cookies, peanut butter cookies... Gotta go raid the pantry now.
     
  18. Sneech

    Sneech Void-Bound Voyager

    The Bacon Chocolate chip with the Honey Mustard Barbeque will bring up most pleasure to my taste receptacles.
     
  19. Kistaria Prime

    Kistaria Prime Cosmic Narwhal

    Nibbling my foliage would be utmost a bad idea... its terribly poisonous and might be a bit too high acidic for your own good.
     
  20. The Great Beezle

    The Great Beezle Industrial Terraformer

    Cool story bro.

    Hi.
     

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